lfg

it can leave when it wants

but it kind of climbed up to the second floor

and hasnt come down

despite the fact that my villager comes and goes as he pleases

protected by the great wall of china

which is a 10 layer thick wall of bamboo

How oriental of you

what are you gonna do when the pandas invade and start eating your great wall

this is where this guy lives

if i see pandas im going to kill them

good

They sleep now?

yeah

oh right

my other villager who i accidentally hit so he gives me shitty trades

despite my literally turning him back into a human

You made him mortal again

For the purpose of enslavement

he walked in here by himself

he walked out of my house and climbed up a slab to get in

coming back from the dead does things to a man

you can't blame him

he feels more like a cow than a person

So you just up and admit it

Villagers have different color variants based on biome they spawned in

Didn't know jews had such a range of skin tones

this is ocelot base

yeah that guys a savannah villager because

LOL

NAMETAG HIM NIGGER

he spawned over there

this is probably the most time ive put in a minecraft world in a really long time

so when i inevitably die i can think back on how much of my life was wasted placing blocks in minecraft

do you have a max efficiency witch farm yet?

i dont even know what that is

i just spend most of my time building shit

its a witch farm but you dig out all blocks in the 8 chunk radius around it

You should do challenge runs

No using any unrenewable resources

And you must replace everything you break

make an iron farm from the start

ive been meaning to make one

Survival pvp servers must be fucked now

but im too lazy to make useful things

make a creeper spawner tower

Getting a skeleton to kill a creeper is easy now

hit a creeper 3 times with iron sword

than get it shot once

or 2 times with iron axe

no crits

Skeletons back away from you now

It happens so often where I've kited them into aggroing and dying to zombies

Or even the classic skele vs skele duels

i actually had a disk drop from the first creeper in the first cave within the first 4 minutes of a new world i created a couple weeks ago

that felt really epic

it was the cursed disk too

11 i believe

sips_ fights dragon at 6:30:44

i'm betting on a void death this attempt now that he can hang out in the end

it could happen when he tries to get the elytra

trying to use enderpearls to island hop is not always safe

i hope he tries to make an infinite sand machine

can you still make those?

Make piston bridges

yes you just need to break bedrock

With guardrails

he should make a flying machine instead of bridges kappa4

yes those laggy things that can randomly drop you in the void

nooo

apparently killing the dragon regens the bedrock around the exit portal so you can't do the bedrock break exploit before killing the dragon FeelsBadMan

>10 mins trying to make one jump

>get it

>die

>15 mins trying to jmake the same jump