lfg

i allow it to live in my house

i saved it from the bottom of the ocean

Did it get there from a portal?

do you have a conduit setup anywhere?

yes

yeah

here is a view of my main base

i built the jungle for my ocelot

So it was your fault it got in that situation to begin with

i mean

it came through the portal

not my fault

And you self-congratulate like a fucking psychopath

lol

i leave the door to my house open

it can leave when it wants

but it kind of climbed up to the second floor

and hasnt come down

despite the fact that my villager comes and goes as he pleases

protected by the great wall of china

which is a 10 layer thick wall of bamboo

How oriental of you

what are you gonna do when the pandas invade and start eating your great wall

this is where this guy lives

if i see pandas im going to kill them

good

They sleep now?

yeah

oh right

my other villager who i accidentally hit so he gives me shitty trades

despite my literally turning him back into a human

You made him mortal again

For the purpose of enslavement

he walked in here by himself

he walked out of my house and climbed up a slab to get in

coming back from the dead does things to a man

you can't blame him

So you just up and admit it

Villagers have different color variants based on biome they spawned in

Didn't know jews had such a range of skin tones

this is ocelot base

yeah that guys a savannah villager because

LOL

NAMETAG HIM NIGGER

he spawned over there

this is probably the most time ive put in a minecraft world in a really long time

so when i inevitably die i can think back on how much of my life was wasted placing blocks in minecraft

do you have a max efficiency witch farm yet?

i dont even know what that is

i just spend most of my time building shit

that isnt practical

its a witch farm but you dig out all blocks in the 8 chunk radius around it

You should do challenge runs

No using any unrenewable resources

And you must replace everything you break

make an iron farm from the start

ive been meaning to make one

Survival pvp servers must be fucked now

but im too lazy to make useful things

make a creeper spawner tower

Getting a skeleton to kill a creeper is easy now

hit a creeper 3 times with iron sword

than get it shot once

or 2 times with iron axe

no crits

Skeletons back away from you now

It happens so often where I've kited them into aggroing and dying to zombies

Or even the classic skele vs skele duels

i actually had a disk drop from the first creeper in the first cave within the first 4 minutes of a new world i created a couple weeks ago

that felt really epic

it was the cursed disk too

11 i believe

sips_ fights dragon at 6:30:44

i'm betting on a void death this attempt now that he can hang out in the end