lfg

If I weren’t a law abiding man I probably would have fought him a while ago

a totally legal joust

With a gun

I think Seth’s better then Ethan or joe

No

No

They both completely ditched us for partying and drinking

Uh

Joe hasn’t ditched me

And I just don’t get a chance to talk to Ethan all too often

I think your problem with joe is that he actually hates gays

And is very racist

Joes always tries to call me a chink so one day I made fun of his weight and he barely talked to me since

Awesome

And then acted like I’m the asshole

I’m impartial on this

He said can you even see me chink boy

So I said yeah fatass you’re pretty hard to miss

Damn

That’s pretty good

Then did he make fun of your estrogen intake

I’m the only one who knows about the trap part

I think

trap part?

But he still looks gay doesn't he

Eh

Not really

He looks more like a stoner

I’m openly gay

So

Oh, then he should've said the drugs stretch out objects in his vision or something

Well

The trap part of it

I want to meet this guy, help coach him with his insults

He says the same thing every time

Whatever racial slur he can think of

Then he should have a good supply of 50 slurs to cycle through

He only says chink

Drug user, homosexual, and asian

You can pull off some sick combos with that

It can be hard to think of on the fly

It has to be face ti face to really roll em off

Nothing has any weight here

He also gets friendzoned by every girl but acts like he’s about to fuck then

It’s funny

Yeah

That’s fairly accurate

At least I don’t put any effort into it

Wel

Haven’t since

Don't live that life of sin

Man

That was freshman year

Been a while

Gotta get my game going again

Shake the rust off

(Not really)

This girl literally woulda said yes to going to homecoming with him

Heehee

But he was too much of a pussy

No there’s more to it

Not really

You bitched out

No nonononon

Oh don’t understand

For one

My sister made me a poster

And it was the literal gayest thing ever

No offense

And two

It was during twoadays

And I was dying

No offense because he feels bad about taking away the title of gayest thing ever from you

So I slept and never had time to

It couldn’t be as bad as the berry one

It was

Not that bad

But it was really bad

And I’m not willing to ruin my respectability

By giving someone a gay sign