lfg

Do you remember bio

This is a real life thing

I don't want to make the reference

Yes

Bc they smashed his cousin

Oh

Yes

I remember now

And then that cousins older sister to

So another one of his cousins

Geeze

Damaged goods

He’s also kinda an asshole sometimes

It’s also Seth

That sounds like a real sausage party

Funny

Because seth rogan directed

Yes

When is Seth not an asshole

.

I get it

True

He always acts like I’m his best friend

Coincidentally when is anyone in our friend group not an asshole

Hah, if I had to deal with him, I would just kill him!

I'm so hardcore

Haha!

maybe's he less of an asshole to people he's smashed

No

My cousin hates him

The first one

The younger one dated him first

Correct

He skeeted and yeeted her

For like a week after they broke up he told us that they didn’t

Kinda creepy tbh

Then went to the older sister

You need to fight for her honor

Or at least threaten him

challenge him to a joust

a totally legal joust

With a gun

I think Seth’s better then Ethan or joe

No

No

They both completely ditched us for partying and drinking

Uh

Joe hasn’t ditched me

And I just don’t get a chance to talk to Ethan all too often

I think your problem with joe is that he actually hates gays

And is very racist

Joes always tries to call me a chink so one day I made fun of his weight and he barely talked to me since

Awesome

And then acted like I’m the asshole

I’m impartial on this

He said can you even see me chink boy

So I said yeah fatass you’re pretty hard to miss

Damn

That’s pretty good

Then did he make fun of your estrogen intake

I’m the only one who knows about the trap part

I think

trap part?

But he still looks gay doesn't he

Eh

Not really

He looks more like a stoner

I’m openly gay

So

Oh, then he should've said the drugs stretch out objects in his vision or something

Well

The trap part of it

I want to meet this guy, help coach him with his insults

He says the same thing every time

Whatever racial slur he can think of

Then he should have a good supply of 50 slurs to cycle through

He only says chink

Drug user, homosexual, and asian

You can pull off some sick combos with that

try it out gent