Message in #lfg · Kappa⁴ Archive

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

and then we a "swing"

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

and a seesaw

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

Sounds safe

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

and where it faces the road

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

there's a hill

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

so we made a sort of uh

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

sled

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

and then inside the room

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

we uh

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

placed a wooden piece upwards

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

and dug it into the ground a bit

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

and made a pole

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

and then we took turns dancing on it

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

oh geez

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

none of us knew this was "sexual" though

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

How old were you at this point?

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

like

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

9

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:18 PM lfg

oh boy

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:18 PM lfg

why did you dance on a pole?

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:18 PM lfg

that seems like a weird thing to spontaneously do

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:19 PM lfg

oh for my great story

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:19 PM lfg

tv

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:19 PM lfg

influcenced our minds

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:19 PM lfg

ah

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:19 PM lfg

so my story

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:19 PM lfg

yes

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:20 PM lfg

when I was younger, during the winter, sledding was a very common thing in my area

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:20 PM lfg

So one day, my friends and I all decide to go out sledding

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:20 PM lfg

Being a partial redneck, I bring a giant ass metal trash can lid to slide on

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:21 PM lfg

n i c e

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:21 PM lfg

so we get there, and we start sledding, and we sled for a while without incident

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:21 PM lfg

but then

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:21 PM lfg

i used to sled in laundry baskets

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:21 PM lfg

a giant ass fox decides that running in front a a child on a giant metal lid is a good idea

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:21 PM lfg

and wooden pieces

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

let’s just say

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

that fox fucking died

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

what

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

I hit a fox while sledding

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

i know

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

and dragged it down the entire hill

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

oh

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

it got caught underneath my lid

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

and there was just a giant blood streak all the way down the hill

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

so naturally, as children, we ran the fuck away

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

N I C E

Gent Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

Wait, what's going on

Gent Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

Monopoly?

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

but what I had failed to realize

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

monopoly

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

on tts

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

no

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Jun 25, 2018 6:24 PM lfg

gay monopoly

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:24 PM lfg

is that there was a giant chunk of fox stuck inside of the handle of the lid

Gent Jun 25, 2018 6:24 PM lfg

rip

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:24 PM lfg

oof

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:24 PM lfg

so I walked all the way back to my house

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:25 PM lfg

dripping blood behind me all the way home, at least I presume I did

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:25 PM lfg

nice

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:25 PM lfg

i like to thin

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:25 PM lfg

that wasnt a fox

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:25 PM lfg

but a badger

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:25 PM lfg

vag's father

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:25 PM lfg

I don’t think badgers live near me

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:25 PM lfg

sadly

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:26 PM lfg

when I got home my dog ripped the lid out of my hand and ate the fox chunk

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:26 PM lfg

so

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:26 PM lfg

nice

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:26 PM lfg

that was a great experience

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:30 PM lfg

Oh yeah

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:30 PM lfg

I ever told anyone about this

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 25, 2018 6:52 PM lfg

2018-06-25_-_185251.png 16.6 KiB · captured_local

taxes Jun 25, 2018 7:03 PM lfg

WHO

taxes Jun 25, 2018 7:03 PM lfg

suggested

taxes Jun 25, 2018 7:03 PM lfg

monopoly

taxes Jun 25, 2018 7:03 PM lfg

https://i.imgur.com/tUsMyDb.png

taxes Jun 25, 2018 7:03 PM lfg

i found you out

taxes Jun 25, 2018 7:03 PM lfg

bitch

taxes Jun 25, 2018 7:05 PM lfg

what happened https://i.imgur.com/sWlZmkG.png

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 25, 2018 9:45 PM lfg

Bopit won