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Dan K. Meme Jun 25, 2018 6:13 PM lfg

you dont have to to i guess

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:13 PM lfg

Are you asking me?

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:14 PM lfg

I don’t have tabletop sim

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:14 PM lfg

red is where the house faces https://i.imgur.com/EGicfmh.png

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:14 PM lfg

blue is our area

Deleted User Jun 25, 2018 6:14 PM lfg

is that a penis

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:14 PM lfg

anyhow

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:14 PM lfg

no

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:14 PM lfg

Trespassing!

Deleted User Jun 25, 2018 6:14 PM lfg

looks hella gay to me

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:14 PM lfg

no u

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:14 PM lfg

no one owned the property rusp

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:14 PM lfg

Oh

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:14 PM lfg

the "neighborhood" did

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:14 PM lfg

that’s fair

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:15 PM lfg

because both of the houses had fences

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:15 PM lfg

which covered their property lines

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:15 PM lfg

so we used these wooden pieces we scaveneged

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:15 PM lfg

and made sort of a room

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:15 PM lfg

using the fences as extra walls/supports

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:15 PM lfg

trees too.

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 25, 2018 6:15 PM lfg

What's the room called?

Spooky Phijkchu Jun 25, 2018 6:15 PM lfg

I have Porygon

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:15 PM lfg

and then we lined some of these pieces up on the wall, and made a slide

Deleted User Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

PikachuHONKGOOSE

Deleted User Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

^pass

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

and then we a "swing"

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

and a seesaw

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

Sounds safe

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

and where it faces the road

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

there's a hill

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

so we made a sort of uh

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

sled

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

and then inside the room

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:16 PM lfg

we uh

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

placed a wooden piece upwards

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

and dug it into the ground a bit

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

and made a pole

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

and then we took turns dancing on it

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

oh geez

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

none of us knew this was "sexual" though

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

How old were you at this point?

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

like

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:17 PM lfg

9

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:18 PM lfg

oh boy

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:18 PM lfg

why did you dance on a pole?

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:18 PM lfg

that seems like a weird thing to spontaneously do

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:19 PM lfg

oh for my great story

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:19 PM lfg

tv

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:19 PM lfg

influcenced our minds

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:19 PM lfg

ah

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:19 PM lfg

so my story

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:19 PM lfg

yes

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:20 PM lfg

when I was younger, during the winter, sledding was a very common thing in my area

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:20 PM lfg

So one day, my friends and I all decide to go out sledding

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:20 PM lfg

Being a partial redneck, I bring a giant ass metal trash can lid to slide on

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:21 PM lfg

n i c e

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:21 PM lfg

so we get there, and we start sledding, and we sled for a while without incident

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:21 PM lfg

but then

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:21 PM lfg

i used to sled in laundry baskets

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:21 PM lfg

a giant ass fox decides that running in front a a child on a giant metal lid is a good idea

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:21 PM lfg

and wooden pieces

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

let’s just say

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

that fox fucking died

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

what

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

I hit a fox while sledding

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

i know

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

and dragged it down the entire hill

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

oh

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:22 PM lfg

it got caught underneath my lid

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

and there was just a giant blood streak all the way down the hill

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

so naturally, as children, we ran the fuck away

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

N I C E

Gent Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

Wait, what's going on

Gent Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

Monopoly?

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

but what I had failed to realize

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

monopoly

taxes Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

on tts

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Jun 25, 2018 6:23 PM lfg

no

Kampfgruppe Kofewalt Jun 25, 2018 6:24 PM lfg

gay monopoly

Rusp Jun 25, 2018 6:24 PM lfg

is that there was a giant chunk of fox stuck inside of the handle of the lid