children-at-play

this just sounds dumb

where do they get energy from afterwards though?

i mean

its there in the ground i guess

not much more dumb than an ultiamte weapon wiping out all life for it to be "clean"

no

thats the final solution max

you idiot

its hella genius

okay well

team aqua just wants to drown everyone as suicidal idiots

atleast the chairman like

has a goal....

also

i repeat

Cyrus was the only successful villian

i mean

not true

he did succeed

rainbow rocket proves that wrong

Cyrus fucking died

he finished his goal

but got cucked

literally seconds away from killing everyone

yeah so did all the other leaders

but they didnt finish\

no?

all other leaders got cucked

you usually stop them before they finish their goal

Either his dragon gets stolen or he gets pulled into hell

sometimes they get close

right

cucking them

you "loose" in platinum

giritinia is the true hero of pokemon platinum

That's why you have to kill it

or enslave it

Cyrus is just as "successful" as lysandre

not really

Cyrus got the necklace

its not about the red chain

you could say that about lysandre

They successfully summon a big thing, they beaten by a kid, then kill themselves

cyrus wasn't beaten by the kid though

or at first

In diamond and pearl, yes

okay well dp

In platinum he's beaten in the distortion world

but platinum >>> dp

no like, each step cyrus takes he succedes despite you battling the team

its because he browses reddit

As opposed to lysandre successfully setting up his plan to summon big thing

mm

isnt the lysandre thing

he summons the pokemon

and the weapon will go offf soon ™️

yeah

but you go down there and stop it

the pokemon hatches

and then you catch it before he can do anything

then he comes back to stopyou

plat its he gets the red gems, gets the chain, summons the legendaries, beats you, you literally couldnt of stopped him in time, but giritina steps in, by the time you're in the distortion world, it's too late

remember when lysandre used zygarde-

And kills himself

In the anime he did

anime canon is best canon obviously

ah yes

I saw that final battle and wanted to self-immolate

let me get my Latios and Darkrai

a skilled charizard can beat any greninja

tbf dragon resists water so it was normal effective

>literal S+ tier vs A tier

but still dumb

what is the black goo

is that giritina cum

Giritina sperm

LOL SEMEN

FUNNNNNNEE