just caught eternatus and said "fuck it" to the region
children-at-play
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Monday, November 25, 2019
there isnt any
its an allegory for robots taking human jobs
and there DOESNT NEED TO BE ANY
kappa1
ITS THOUSANDS
THOUSANDS
of years away
WE'RE FUCKED in a thousand years
well
the chairman is literally just retarded
its been that long since the last time
its the global warming issue
in pokemon
not even close
Chairman Rose is just Greta Thunburg
but, they crack open the Eternius egg
which does...
nothing since we caught it
releases eternatus which is a veinmine of energy
but we caught it
and cut off the wishing star energies
this just sounds dumb
where do they get energy from afterwards though?
i mean
its there in the ground i guess
not much more dumb than an ultiamte weapon wiping out all life for it to be "clean"
thats the final solution max
you idiot
its hella genius
okay well
team aqua just wants to drown everyone as suicidal idiots
atleast the chairman like
has a goal....
also
i repeat
Cyrus was the only successful villian
i mean
not true
he did succeed
rainbow rocket proves that wrong
Cyrus fucking died
Kappa
he finished his goal
but got cucked
literally seconds away from killing everyone
yeah so did all the other leaders
but they didnt finish\
all other leaders got cucked
you usually stop them before they finish their goal
Either his dragon gets stolen or he gets pulled into hell
sometimes they get close
right
cucking them
you "loose" in platinum
giritinia is the true hero of pokemon platinum
That's why you have to kill it
or enslave it
Cyrus is just as "successful" as lysandre
not really
nah lysandre failed hands down
Cyrus got the necklace
its not about the red chain
you could say that about lysandre
They successfully summon a big thing, they beaten by a kid, then kill themselves
cyrus wasn't beaten by the kid though
or at first
In diamond and pearl, yes
okay well dp
In platinum he's beaten in the distortion world
but platinum >>> dp
no like, each step cyrus takes he succedes despite you battling the team
its because he browses reddit
As opposed to lysandre successfully setting up his plan to summon big thing
isnt the lysandre thing
he summons the pokemon
and the weapon will go offf soon ™️