babies you too much
children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Friday, November 15, 2019
i am told where something is
and instead someone makes me follow them
all the way there
with two cutscenes tos top me
and when i enter it? cutscene
gym 5 is just stupid
you mean the Jew lady?
the lady that makes you take double damage if you don't know her favorite color
just wait for the next one Leg
i hate team yell
Aesthetically?
I like the two girl rivals, whatever their names are
is exploud in the game?
fuck Hop
its always a bracelet they give you
why not make it a necklace for once
or a pin
or a belt buckle
or an anchor
or glasses
Hop is the worst character in Pokemon history bar none
Best character is the magikarp salesman
he's a good source of a bonus pokemon in nuzlockes
Exactly
Makes it so fishing doesn't waste a route, if using a duplicate clause
6 done at 5:19
i sure love how Fire Fang will never flinch or burn despite it having chances of either
Saturday, November 16, 2019
why does literally every pokemon have bite or crunch in this game
I get to heal loop vs every single pokemon its so fun
It's the game's fault you're doing a mono-mew run
wouldn't do it if exp share was tgoggleable
And leg, I just saw that the gigantamaxed boss that the streamer one shotted was x4 weak to him
was it also 5+ levels below him?
Yeah
Something like that
I am at or below target level by refusing to explore anything and dodging all non-necessary fights
i might have to go not do that because the next gym is Dark
NotLikeThis
i need to go get Brick Break at least
Teach it torment, and hope they only have 1 dark move
I've learned Charm but sometimes they outspeed me so its useless
Beating base 100 in the early game?
i'm at gym 7
Marnie and Hop are the hard opponents, the gym leaders and the pink idiot are not that hard
Hop being difficult just makes me hate him more
Got love when they decide to give broken mons to characters that don't at all deserve it
its not even that, its just his Snorlax has crunch and he spams it
so i get defense debuffs that I can't remove
and then his starter 1-shots me
this has been multiple fights with him in a row
Which is definitely the game's fault
and i have to reset against the worst character ever who also insists on interrupting the battle constantly
I'm just remembering how bullshit iris was
the game's fault is Hop being a terrible character
the battle is fine
fucking focus sash haxorus
I wouldn't care if it was against a less retarded character
I had to come up with a custom strategy to win but Hop is insufferable so I hated it
I'm going to do what Max is doing once I beat the champion and transfer this mew to the new save
here's the sword/shield pkhex if anyone else is going to save edit eventually
I feel like this is pretty airtight except for Shauna
Silver > pussy chaser
Silver is the only criminal rival
and Hop is evil incarnate
so a 3rd is needed
so the lesbian
oh so pkhex does work
i assumed so
sounds like fun
i guess ill order a jig today
>enter hotel room
bruh....