children-at-play

When I was but a lad my school was having a Christmas show thing

Where every grade would sing a few songs or something

And we had a play

Of which I was the narrator

you walked onto stage naked

Because I have the worlds greatest voice

Sadly not

They wouldn’t let me

But halfway through the play there was a point in which I’d have to use a very small audio cue in a song to remember when to start talking

And I forgot

nice

And I didn’t speak for a long while

And then I started laughing

Not a good look

I didn’t even get in trouble

it was a twist. the narrator was the true villain all along. that was his debut evil villain laugh

I can’t do an evil laugh

I wish I could

I really can’t do any kind of laugh on command

i can do evil laugh

Besides little chuckles that I use on unfunny jokes to make people feel better

i beat the crap out of someone once with a tray because they were a dick

Oh

didnt get in trouble

Well then

Epic

Ah now i remember

I knocked someone out in the lunch line in school once

man, you violent lads

I mean if we open to floor to non internet stories

I have a ton

Oh this one time I had a muscle spasm and punched someone in the face on accident

And I managed to talk them down from wanting to fight me

"accident"

I threw and broke a desk, kicked a shoe at a teacher and hurt her bad knee

Well to be fair

I did hate this kid

But it genuinely was an accident

apparently everyone would call me a homosexual behind my back

You hurt someone’s bad knee

oh internet stories.... i once got banned from a minecraft server because someone using a xray texture went and found my secret diamond chest and stole from it

then i raged

what loser uses xray in minecraft

literally just strip mine in a straight line and you'll get everything you need

yeah i do that

i get a lot of dirt and logs though

Pika

I hope to God you have a stereotypical gay voice

can't stip mine to get iron

in super hostile

how do i get iron

i need iron soon my free set of iron protection 2 gear is getting close to breaking

Grind zombies to infinity

iron ore

not a zombie grind 😛

no idea

./give @p iron_ore 64

i have commands disabled

./help

Right, people were talking in here

Channels being muted kind of just slips your mind

containment room stages!

Lava in a church setting

Too soon Nintendo!

i have no idea how you'd actually hit that ceiling considering pacman's side b + up b max only barely makes it visible

and thats probably the best height you can get without damage in the game

does shulk not go as high as pac man?

pacman has 2 recoveries

shulk only has 1

oh

i see now

You're supposed to smash them into it

you would only ever use this stage in stamina battles and you don't get that insane knockback in stamina battles

smash 4 bayo could probably get up there Kappa

i can't wait until someone actually makes pokefloats in this

You know who could get up there?

Little mac

Best character

joker boss for classic is both hands apparently

nice