children-at-play

it's a pain

Rusp, ikr

but i've gotten 2 out of the 3 wool there

but the last one is probably a pain since it's a massive cavern

Karp

i haven't made much progress into it

We’re talking about embarrassing childhood stories

oh

I have no stories

You can finish if you want

less eventful than even pika because i didn't even have a roblox group

i did

mostly because i didn't play roblox

i got my wow account hacked when i was younger

it's probably the reason why i didn't become a wow addct

you got lucky

Oh I have a story

When I was but a lad my school was having a Christmas show thing

Where every grade would sing a few songs or something

And we had a play

Of which I was the narrator

you walked onto stage naked

Because I have the worlds greatest voice

Sadly not

They wouldn’t let me

But halfway through the play there was a point in which I’d have to use a very small audio cue in a song to remember when to start talking

And I forgot

nice

And I didn’t speak for a long while

And then I started laughing

Not a good look

I didn’t even get in trouble

it was a twist. the narrator was the true villain all along. that was his debut evil villain laugh

I can’t do an evil laugh

I wish I could

I really can’t do any kind of laugh on command

i can do evil laugh

Besides little chuckles that I use on unfunny jokes to make people feel better

i beat the crap out of someone once with a tray because they were a dick

Oh

Well then

Epic

Ah now i remember

I knocked someone out in the lunch line in school once

man, you violent lads

I mean if we open to floor to non internet stories

I have a ton

Oh this one time I had a muscle spasm and punched someone in the face on accident

And I managed to talk them down from wanting to fight me

"accident"

I threw and broke a desk, kicked a shoe at a teacher and hurt her bad knee

Well to be fair

I did hate this kid

But it genuinely was an accident

apparently everyone would call me a homosexual behind my back

You hurt someone’s bad knee

We can’t be friends Zach

oh internet stories.... i once got banned from a minecraft server because someone using a xray texture went and found my secret diamond chest and stole from it

then i raged

what loser uses xray in minecraft

literally just strip mine in a straight line and you'll get everything you need

yeah i do that

i get a lot of dirt and logs though

Pika

I hope to God you have a stereotypical gay voice

can't stip mine to get iron

in super hostile

how do i get iron

i need iron soon my free set of iron protection 2 gear is getting close to breaking

Grind zombies to infinity

iron ore

not a zombie grind 😛

no idea

./give @p iron_ore 64

i have commands disabled

./help

Right, people were talking in here

Channels being muted kind of just slips your mind

containment room stages!

Lava in a church setting