Listen pal
children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Wednesday, March 20, 2019
Because you've never been humbled like this before
We had mock interviews junior year
And the person who interviewed us described me as intelligent
This intelligent guy sounds pretty smart
Gent, we can’t all be asian
I'm only half asian
I traded a few IQ points for some inches
See, I can be a nerd and a chad
Good trade
No, you can’t
You are asian
You’re not a person
I am a samurai
You’re a walking calculator
Who can’t drive very well
Calculating your demise, kiddo
And is either a sumo wrestler or scrawny
There is no inbetween for Asians
Asian countries haven't allowed themselves to get jewed out of their own manhood
It's practically a crime to by too masculine around here
Which is why they love children, right?
What stereotype is this coming from
Japs
Like then young
I'm not a jap
Same shit different place
And the modern japs are very different from the honorary aryans of old
I know you’re type
You are type
You are grammar is not the good
If you do not believe that I am a nerd
Ask bio
Bio can barely perceive reality at this point
Ok well
Yes
You’re right
But
Hmmm
Damn, you got me
Get owned
How do I even respond to that
You don’t.
Boy I sure have a lot of variety in my online gameplay
King K. Kool
here's how you respond
Green
Get some variety pal
i don't know how i have that much with luigi
Oh you’re on offline
i must have left the game on or something
Mines online
i've played like 3 online matches outside of our arenas
I’ll check offline
Hmm
and gent i play blue yoshi, red palutena, and purple luigi
Well that changes everything
grey kirby, black dr, gray lucas
Lawuigi
i really want joker gameplay
we don't even know what archetype he is yet
Heavy
Projectile based
You saw his reveal, he's one of those dashy guy things
He's red type
Fox clone
he'd be green type based on that description gent
He art thou, thou art he
he could be a PT or Shulk type
or a robin
ROB should be a hard-counter to persona man because robots don't feel emotions
they fight robots in one of the palaces
thats around the point where the game stops being fun
So he is weak to rob
no he has the ability to take on personas strong against every thing
He should be hard countered by dedede because he's a skinny twink
the inability to have emotions only means you can't awaken a persona yourself