oh no, rusp was that kid?
children-at-play
<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Wednesday, March 20, 2019
Pokemon sun might've been the last game I ever touched
I was not a nerd
I was a cool kid
exactly
Spyro 3 has been a source of inspiration throughout my life
In real life I’d definitely describe myself as some weird chad/nerd hybrid
It’s kinda weird really
based
Yeah, no, it doesn't work like that
Well
Not really a chad
Definitely not a nerd
That requires the smarts
Gent
I will kill you
Listen pal
Because you've never been humbled like this before
We had mock interviews junior year
And the person who interviewed us described me as intelligent
This intelligent guy sounds pretty smart
Gent, we can’t all be asian
I'm only half asian
I traded a few IQ points for some inches
See, I can be a nerd and a chad
Good trade
No, you can’t
You are asian
You’re not a person
I am a samurai
You’re a walking calculator
Who can’t drive very well
Calculating your demise, kiddo
And is either a sumo wrestler or scrawny
There is no inbetween for Asians
Asian countries haven't allowed themselves to get jewed out of their own manhood
It's practically a crime to by too masculine around here
Which is why they love children, right?
What stereotype is this coming from
Japs
Like then young
I'm not a jap
Same shit different place
And the modern japs are very different from the honorary aryans of old
I know you’re type
You are type
You are grammar is not the good
If you do not believe that I am a nerd
Ask bio
Bio can barely perceive reality at this point
Ok well
Yes
You’re right
But
Hmmm
Damn, you got me
Get owned
How do I even respond to that
You don’t.
Boy I sure have a lot of variety in my online gameplay
King K. Kool
here's how you respond
Green
Get some variety pal
i don't know how i have that much with luigi
Oh you’re on offline
i must have left the game on or something
Mines online
i've played like 3 online matches outside of our arenas
I’ll check offline
Hmm
and gent i play blue yoshi, red palutena, and purple luigi
Well that changes everything
grey kirby, black dr, gray lucas
Lawuigi
i really want joker gameplay