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<:PokemonThink:593970343786577967> <:dab:525968335347646495> Practice running a third world country amidst a global pandemic.
Wednesday, July 19, 2017
the app has exclusive gear and lets you look at the results of previous matches
nintendo is going to get so much backlash and hate for the voice chat hype
they might be forced to integrate it on switch like it should have been from the start
Switch OS 4.0.0
* Here's your stupid integrated voice chat
* don't blame us if your kids hear a swearwhy is this a 5 star review?
because they are dumb
or maybe that person is a genius
positive reviews always get shown first
Kappa
That is the point, people filtering by 5 star or looking for positive reviews will see his
it's kinda fucked that people filter reviews in the first place
if you're just going to look at positive reviews, just buy the product already
Nintendo is becoming apple
"We had the courage to do away with internal chat features in order to fit this power in such a small form" -Reggie probably
clearly it was made by people who get triggered by anything below 5 since they can't make a pentagram without 5 stars Kappa
karp what FailFish
we have a retard who doesn't even realize his message didn't make any sense
shhh
I always filter for the lowest reviews
So I can see peoples criticisms
Then I go and check out the other reviews
you can't turn off your screen while in the voice chat 🤣
did nintendo take a bet to make the least useful functional voice chat possible?
does the app at least make it so your phone doesn't go into sleep mode? Kappa
it doesn't need to, your battery will be dead before it has a chance
Jebaited
my new theory is that the app developers made it a travesty to force nintendo to integrate voice chat on the console
BotW
Puyo Puyo Tetris
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Splatoon 2
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Rocket League
Kirby 2018
Metroid Prime 4
Mario Odysessy
All of the games I'm planning to get for the switch whenever I get it
i thought you didn't have any money Kappa
I don't
she gets paid tomorrow
I have a summer job they're paying me a little under $400
so I still need to save up but I know I want a bunch of stuff
Thursday, July 20, 2017
millbee already has spla2n? NotLikeThis
Yea some people have been getting it early
I need to stop spending money, I have been staying neutral in moneyz for a while now blobsweats
just got an email telling me spla2n is heading my way
lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd spicy lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd
i'm guessing since it's too late for today it'll be tomorrow, but at least it won't be the day after that
i 100% expected it to be the day after that
people are lauding the app as being INNOVATIVE in the Play Store reviews FailFish
i hope this is ironic
It is some major disruptive innovation (tm)
I like how it goes from strong violence and sex scenes to E for everyone in 1 game
Tim had a change of heart
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/splatnet2/
all of the features except for the voice chat seem pretty cool and useful
Friday, July 21, 2017
day 1 update
the ios app is at 2 stars now spicy
next splatfest
i don't like either
Neither
mustard is the true best condiment
also i think i'm going to be on vacation for this
duh ketchup
best choice
i love my ketchup sandwitches
japan hasn't announced theirs yet, maybe they have another actually good theme
Ketchup, I guess
looks like mayo is much more common in europe than mustard
that must be why its mayo
It is, yea
wait mayo and ketchup?
shit that's a hrader choice then mustard and ketchup
Ketchup