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Tuesday, July 18, 2017
phone apps are shitty usually
So that means it only runs in foreground
nintendo making it so people use their phones less? PogChamp
i'd hope that a stupid idea like this would at least have a good app
Kappa
Their team doesnt know how to make an app run in the background NotLikeThis
Wait so why is it through a phone in the first place
This is a stupid system
because nintendo
no justification
Great i need 2 sets of earbuds to use it, 1 for game audio on for chat
Thanks nintendo
not with this Keepo
"how to make money"
How much you wanna bet that costs like $50
i think its $35
including the headset
nintendo didn't know how do proper internet things like Voip so they got a phone company to do it for them
Im surprised they didnt partner with skype
they should just integrate discord
Discord doesnt exist yet, they are like 5 years behind on everything remember?
They are still in the skype days
they probably think people outside of japan use LINE
i use carrier pigeons to send messages through the internet
Kappa
I use slave loli labor
I almost made that way worse
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/26938
an faq for the app
Wednesday, July 19, 2017
the app has exclusive gear and lets you look at the results of previous matches
nintendo is going to get so much backlash and hate for the voice chat hype
they might be forced to integrate it on switch like it should have been from the start
Switch OS 4.0.0
* Here's your stupid integrated voice chat
* don't blame us if your kids hear a swearwhy is this a 5 star review?
because they are dumb
or maybe that person is a genius
positive reviews always get shown first
Kappa
That is the point, people filtering by 5 star or looking for positive reviews will see his
it's kinda fucked that people filter reviews in the first place
if you're just going to look at positive reviews, just buy the product already
Nintendo is becoming apple
"We had the courage to do away with internal chat features in order to fit this power in such a small form" -Reggie probably
clearly it was made by people who get triggered by anything below 5 since they can't make a pentagram without 5 stars Kappa
karp what FailFish
we have a retard who doesn't even realize his message didn't make any sense
shhh
I always filter for the lowest reviews
So I can see peoples criticisms
Then I go and check out the other reviews
you can't turn off your screen while in the voice chat 🤣
did nintendo take a bet to make the least useful functional voice chat possible?
does the app at least make it so your phone doesn't go into sleep mode? Kappa
it doesn't need to, your battery will be dead before it has a chance
Jebaited
my new theory is that the app developers made it a travesty to force nintendo to integrate voice chat on the console
BotW
Puyo Puyo Tetris
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Splatoon 2
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Rocket League
Kirby 2018
Metroid Prime 4
Mario Odysessy
All of the games I'm planning to get for the switch whenever I get it
i thought you didn't have any money Kappa
I don't
she gets paid tomorrow
I have a summer job they're paying me a little under $400
so I still need to save up but I know I want a bunch of stuff
Thursday, July 20, 2017
millbee already has spla2n? NotLikeThis
Yea some people have been getting it early
I need to stop spending money, I have been staying neutral in moneyz for a while now blobsweats
just got an email telling me spla2n is heading my way
lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd spicy lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd lewd
i'm guessing since it's too late for today it'll be tomorrow, but at least it won't be the day after that
i 100% expected it to be the day after that