banned-users

on dick measurment day

same way you get any dick hard?

show them hot naked du-

talk about the socioeconomical consequences of the war on drugs

is this all just an elaborate ploy to diddle the children spooky?

.....no.....

spooky does not need such underhanded tactics

he exudes pedo power

its like an aura. if this were an rpg you'd have +15 child attraction range

its a nice class perk

>not having a fairy do it

I'm sitting on a literal tower of shotgun shells right now

so there's a non-zero chance I blow my nuts off

if I lose my balance

now spooky, hear me out

blow off your legs

so you and rusp can join the special olympics as a team

I got 2 cases of these armor-piercing shells

are you readying for the boogaloo or something?

so that's 500 slugs

no, they were just a good deal

lol

you got me excited

and I've never bought blue slugs before only buckshot

you could have been the first phijkchu spreeshooter

I'll need to try firing it, but I don't think the spread is that much smaller than buckshot

you ever fired true 2 3/4 slugs?

armor piercing shotgun shells?

man, umbreon you should stuff shotgun shells in your pants

thats a 200% size increase

you;re thinking too small pika

stuff 2 pistols down there

now thats a plan

ask a girl if you can blast your load on her

then kill her

and then kill her

ah

tbh, I wonder what getting hit by one of these would feel like

not fired by a gun, just if they self-detonate

"ouch owwie oof no I got shot ow owwie ow"

Only known way of increasing penis length is high impact exercise

not true my penis length increases around children

I think that is the second proven method

not true Gent, P-shots

those growth hormone injections

Epic IRONY bro

lmao, top class pedopilled memes

Okay, if you want to be deformed