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i floss with the gamarra personally

to clarify penis size is based on will to live

which explains why max has no penis and i have the tiniest penis here

I wonder what the correlation strength is between those two factors, for real

I have to assume there's a minor one

how do you quantify will to live?

but would be interested if coroners started to measure the penises of suicide victims

how are you going to get dead people hard?

If the average size of suicidees; over the age of 21 say, had penises that were more than 2 standard deviations below average

are you proposing that they pump fluids into their dicks to make them artificailly hard?

would you have to chop off their dicks to do that?

that would be an interesting statistic that if anything would be a common cause correlation rather then a direct correlation

i assume that people today have a way to measure dead people's genetalia

I think you could just stretch it out, and measure length

that is also some dystopian shit. This man has a 3 incher, prescribe mood enhancing drugs

what field of science would that be under

measurement theory?

Imagine parents getting called into the school's office, on penis measurement day

to find out their their kid is being taken into custody

for having a 2-inch chode

>penis measurement day that is already dystopian

how do you get them hard?

the only people who should know my dick size are you people, my family, and me

on dick measurment day

same way you get any dick hard?

show them hot naked du-

talk about the socioeconomical consequences of the war on drugs

is this all just an elaborate ploy to diddle the children spooky?

.....no.....

spooky does not need such underhanded tactics

he exudes pedo power

its like an aura. if this were an rpg you'd have +15 child attraction range

its a nice class perk

>not having a fairy do it

I'm sitting on a literal tower of shotgun shells right now

so there's a non-zero chance I blow my nuts off

if I lose my balance

now spooky, hear me out

blow off your legs

I got 2 cases of these armor-piercing shells

are you readying for the boogaloo or something?

so that's 500 slugs

no, they were just a good deal

lol

you got me excited

and I've never bought blue slugs before only buckshot

you could have been the first phijkchu spreeshooter

I'll need to try firing it, but I don't think the spread is that much smaller than buckshot

you ever fired true 2 3/4 slugs?

armor piercing shotgun shells?

man, umbreon you should stuff shotgun shells in your pants

thats a 200% size increase

you;re thinking too small pika

stuff 2 pistols down there

now thats a plan

ask a girl if you can blast your load on her

then kill her

and then kill her

ah

tbh, I wonder what getting hit by one of these would feel like

not fired by a gun, just if they self-detonate

"ouch owwie oof no I got shot ow owwie ow"

Only known way of increasing penis length is high impact exercise

not true my penis length increases around children

I think that is the second proven method

not true Gent, P-shots

those growth hormone injections

Epic IRONY bro

lmao, top class pedopilled memes

Okay, if you want to be deformed

those fake penii the trannies got in that jim video were large

just do that

overtop of your real penis

Im not sure spooky

I’ll go check what I have

Okay I can confirm I have shot 2 3/4ths before

Because I have a a few boxes of them and one is mostly empty