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Thursday, January 30, 2020
Imagine parents getting called into the school's office, on penis measurement day
to find out their their kid is being taken into custody
for having a 2-inch chode
>penis measurement day
that is already dystopian
how do you get them hard?
the only people who should know my dick size are you people, my family, and me
on dick measurment day
same way you get any dick hard?
show them hot naked du-
talk about the socioeconomical consequences of the war on drugs
is this all just an elaborate ploy to diddle the children spooky?
.....no.....
spooky does not need such underhanded tactics
he exudes pedo power
its like an aura. if this were an rpg you'd have +15 child attraction range
its a nice class perk
>not having a fairy do it
I'm sitting on a literal tower of shotgun shells right now
so there's a non-zero chance I blow my nuts off
if I lose my balance
now spooky, hear me out
blow off your legs
so you and rusp can join the special olympics as a team
I got 2 cases of these armor-piercing shells
are you readying for the boogaloo or something?
so that's 500 slugs
no, they were just a good deal
you got me excited
and I've never bought blue slugs before
only buckshot
you could have been the first phijkchu spreeshooter
I'll need to try firing it, but I don't think the spread is that much smaller than buckshot
@Rusp
you ever fired true 2 3/4 slugs?
armor piercing shotgun shells?
man, umbreon you should stuff shotgun shells in your pants
thats a 200% size increase
you;re thinking too small pika
stuff 2 pistols down there
now thats a plan
ask a girl if you can blast your load on her
then kill her
and then kill her
tbh, I wonder what getting hit by one of these would feel like
not fired by a gun, just if they self-detonate
"ouch owwie oof no I got shot ow owwie ow"
Only known way of increasing penis length is high impact exercise
not true my penis length increases around children
I think that is the second proven method
not true Gent, P-shots
those growth hormone injections
Epic IRONY bro
lmao, top class pedopilled memes
Okay, if you want to be deformed
those fake penii the trannies got in that jim video were large
just do that
overtop of your real penis
Im not sure spooky
I’ll go check what I have
Okay I can confirm I have shot 2 3/4ths before
Because I have a a few boxes of them and one is mostly empty
I think the spread was a bit smaller than buckshot though
Not like a giant change but it was noticeable
Friday, January 31, 2020
and that's cool Rusp, I've never messed with slugs before so this weekend I'll probably go try them out
Whole thing is amazing, but skip to 3:40 for the best part
i just did the duolingo placement for german and tested to here after like 5 years of not studying
i got 7 achievements for it
I got a 100 on a quiz on a book that I didn’t read lmao
I wrote essays on Wuthering Heights without reading it and got Bs or higher
UofT making the big plays
you can get it through your eyes so have fun
Happy Brexit Day
just use Twitch you boomer
even Trump uses it