i doubt that happens in this movie
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Wednesday, July 1, 2020
b/c it's not happening in this movie
Bazinga
BAZINGA
brisinger
now he's having an eldunari vision of the past
this whole sequence is dumb
doesn't make sense in real lore
oh its the perfect fortress port city
sure do love those massive tiered walls
great for shooting arrows at pirate boats
was that a talking cat I just saw
Gets told not to talk to anyone, immediately talks to the most shady person
the dragon dies soon
the girl is the dragon
that nose ring is ugly
Black
didn't even get to the important prophesies
Did they just play that back 3 times
BAZINGA
The torch swing
i lied the important death is himself
the important thing is to realize magic is stupid
chanting magic is always stupid
this world even has sorcery but both are chant based for some reason
convenient saddle
chanting magic makes sense, if you're going to forego stricter magic rules in-universe
its irrelevant by book 3
all eragon uses it for is the instant legion kill macros
slaughter thousands with a single word
actual
hercules
strength
being a dragon rider turns you into an elf gradually, but this is way too soon for him to have noticeable changes in strength
ENHANCE
Are they gonna introduce Murtagh or what
actually
blind
>has
>see enemy vision
>still gets ambushed
>that cut
there was no resistance
what was that editing
I get the feeling
and urgals do not collapse into dust
That this might have had budget problems
Oh are you watching a movie
"movie"
a crime against fantasy
Oh are you watching a
He's not supposed to know that yet
I checked to be sure, the whole stipulation of the dragon dying when the rider dies is not in the books at all
that's some great classified information that she would never give to someone she doesn't know
especially in a noticeable mind invasion
clearly he mind controlled her leg
pretty sure they don't mind link until he's actually at gillead and then she almost kills him when he invades her mind
the only reason he tries to save her is because she is hot
Bye Brom
imagine being tht cocky
after a week
I bet brom is still gonna show up somehow
i like how they teleport across the continent
And he's gonna die to save eragon
Oh, that's murtagh?
I think they were at around Dras Leona, which took them over a month to get to then he teleports to gilead
and she's conscious
>literally
no guards
RAPE
completely obvious trap and also retarded
BAZINGA!
why is the shade able to do chantless magic
why is he this good at magic
YEP
gent was right
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