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even her POV looking normal is inconsistent with the books

everything should be heavily tinted blue

God that dragon is so ugly

this is a dragon fucker

this is my dad

wasn't there some faction in the books

who eats dragons?

wouldn't that have been other dragons?

There's only like 5 left

are these just lotr orcs?

yes

Well, not exactly

they are not accurate to the books in any way

>scout with the thing they are looking for

found the dragon

In the first book they're the mindless throwaway bad guys to mow down

>immediatly spotted

what was that camera angle

looking up at the horses ass

the urgals are good guys by the end of the series btw

Because the moral is diversity is your strength

he has mastered

the gay sex

but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you

he fights like Kirito

remember when eragon breaks his arm and has to fight left handed for months?

i doubt that happens in this movie

no

b/c it's not happening in this movie

Bazinga

BAZINGA

brisinger

now he's having an eldunari vision of the past

this whole sequence is dumb

doesn't make sense in real lore

oh its the perfect fortress port city

sure do love those massive tiered walls

great for shooting arrows at pirate boats

Gets told not to talk to anyone, immediately talks to the most shady person

the dragon dies soon

the girl is the dragon

that nose ring is ugly

Black

didn't even get to the important prophesies

Did they just play that back 3 times

BAZINGA

The torch swing

i lied the important death is himself

the important thing is to realize magic is stupid

chanting magic is always stupid

this world even has sorcery but both are chant based for some reason

convenient saddle

chanting magic makes sense, if you're going to forego stricter magic rules in-universe

its irrelevant by book 3

all eragon uses it for is the instant legion kill macros

slaughter thousands with a single word

actual

hercules

strength

being a dragon rider turns you into an elf gradually, but this is way too soon for him to have noticeable changes in strength

ENHANCE

Are they gonna introduce Murtagh or what

actually

blind

>has

>see enemy vision

>still gets ambushed

>that cut

there was no resistance

what was that editing

I get the feeling

and urgals do not collapse into dust

That this might have had budget problems

Oh are you watching a movie

"movie"

a crime against fantasy

Oh are you watching a

He's not supposed to know that yet