If hell exists then itd be more tolerable than this
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Saturday, May 23, 2020
Idk I don’t really want to get raped by demons
hell probably has lolis
suit yourself
so youre right
actually knowing the church, theyd like that
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My point is proven
Anywhere with max is just hell
this place would be tolerable if max wasn’t here
Which will be especially true after she dies
You loved max when you first joined
stfu retard
Kinda cringe bro
You were saying she was "the only cool one"
She’s really weirdly nice to new people
She tests who she can catfish
She wants to see who
Groomer's mentality
Yeah
You’re too quick rusp
max harassed me
i was never nice to her
did any of your churchs ever describe heaven?
Pull out the server logs
other than the Mustard plant analogy
she would say she loved me then say she wanted to murder me
I like mustard
Heaven sounds alright
The Bible describes it as a place where you can just sit and you get whatever you want
Mustard gas analogy
heaven is just a place to vibe
The guy only asked for a bowl of blueberries
What a waste
Some quack at my sunday school, at one point talked about how eveyone's a child in heaven, even your parent and grandparents
Wait, I thought the devil was the one that manipulates you with temptation
heaven is the same as earth but without the sin and death
And decadence
in hindsight, I think she was a pedo
Yup
Well gent the point is
the bible never once mentions hell
You’re supposed to avoid that all in life
the devil just is like temptation
So you can have it in death forever
also made snakes lose their feet
Then you coom yourself infinitely in heaven
Probably
Maybe not
Coom Eternal
the bible mentions the land of the dead and hell doesn't come around until after the apocalypse
Good one
It’s got clouds, clouds, and more clouds
Limit break
He said, "How will we liken the Kingdom of God? Or with what parable will we illustrate it? It's like a grain of mustard seed, which, when it is sown in the earth, though it is less than all the seeds that are on the earth, yet when it is sown, grows up, and becomes greater than all the herbs, and puts out great branches, so that the birds of the sky can lodge under its shadow."Karps fantasy
Hope you don't like ketchup on your hotdog
I don't
rusp is pregnant btw
thats not talking about heaven
Who’s the baby
Ope, gonna go freeze my ass of in the lake
Oh congrats rusp
/r d14
@taxes:
d14 = (12) = 12
Will be back
who eats mustard anyway
loveland
is the baby
He spreading aids through the water supply
I mean yeah my wife is pregnant
Who is the wife
/r d14
@taxes:
d14 = (6) = 6
you
The one who announced the pregnancy
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