banned-users

Prove it

Try and catch me, peggy the pirate

wrong Dan

punching people is rude

most people can make a fist and move their arm forward

Where does the line begin then

Why did you present to us three punch cards

One punch for every jew that died in the holocaust

people who have proper form and dont look like a fish out of water flailing their arms

Zero punches

We’re all fish out of water retard

im a fish in water

speak for yourself fish

Don’t you know about our grandfathers

They were fish

All fish

maybe you are no legs

fish don’t have legs

My granddad died because we ran out of fish food

I’m pretty sure my bloodline is lizardmen

Good inheritance though

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/675417426762137658/693924538945241208/hey_bitch.gif

If hell exists then itd be more tolerable than this

Idk I don’t really want to get raped by demons

hell probably has lolis

suit yourself

so youre right

actually knowing the church, theyd like that

kappa

Jajajaja

Synagogue*

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

XD

My point is proven

Anywhere with max is just hell

this place would be tolerable if max wasn’t here

Which will be especially true after she dies

stfu retard

Kinda cringe bro

You were saying she was "the only cool one"

She’s really weirdly nice to new people

She tests who she can catfish

She wants to see who

Groomer's mentality

Yeah

You’re too quick rusp

max harassed me

i was never nice to her

did any of your churchs ever describe heaven?

Pull out the server logs

other than the Mustard plant analogy

she would say she loved me then say she wanted to murder me

I like mustard

Heaven sounds alright

The Bible describes it as a place where you can just sit and you get whatever you want

Mustard gas analogy

heaven is just a place to vibe

The guy only asked for a bowl of blueberries

What a waste

Some quack at my sunday school, at one point talked about how eveyone's a child in heaven, even your parent and grandparents

Wait, I thought the devil was the one that manipulates you with temptation

heaven is the same as earth but without the sin and death

And decadence

in hindsight, I think she was a pedo

Yup

Well gent the point is

the bible never once mentions hell

You’re supposed to avoid that all in life

the devil just is like temptation

So you can have it in death forever

also made snakes lose their feet

Then you coom yourself infinitely in heaven

Probably

Maybe not

Coom Eternal

the bible mentions the land of the dead and hell doesn't come around until after the apocalypse

Good one