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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Wednesday, April 29, 2020
homosexual
Yeah I’m gay for myself
That’s fair
meanwhile, I hate myself
and gays
I jerk myself off all the time
so I am less gay
as far as gaypercent goes you are at least a 27% I am a 25%
Spooky has offered to jerk off for me so he is a 54%
Kappa
27v
??
actually fair point
for the meme
you are 77% gay
I’m sorry I can’t tolerate it
You see pika
It’s a paradox
If I am at all gay
Then I will hate myself
And I will no longer love myself
Making me not gay
But since I’m not gay
I will love myself
Making me gay once again
It’s a never ending cycle
Catch 22
your gayness lies on a sinusoid of amplitude 77
I don’t know what that word means so we’ll just say I’m not gay for short
usu
We're going to time travel Rusp
that's what it means
diddle you as a child
that'll fix you
Ope
ope
If I were gay I wouldn’t be here
No hope
My dad would’ve executed me
unless
your dad is gay too
have you thought about that
go father son bond
about being homosexuals
I’m sorry pika
I don’t know how to tell you this
But my dad has to have sex with my mom for me to have been born
your mom is a woman
woman are gay
your dad is gay
Checks out
Who is straight
You trying to make a poll
No
I’m asking him what qualifies
Ah
I don’t give a shit who’s straight
Well
Okay I do
But
Not the current topic
Reason: Mass emoji
Ope
Get owned
Samurai
Reason: Mass emoji
I knew this day would come
Rusp is going to lynch us straighties
gay men are straight
ya hate to see it
he's the leader of this current uprising
On a straight path to hell
which shall remain unnamed
since women are gay, straight men are gay. Gay men are less gay since no women are involved
Spooky you aren’t straight
Stop jewing
