I hate gay people
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Wednesday, April 29, 2020
And I love myself
ope
You are a dude
you love yourself
you love a dude
hecka
homosexual
Yeah I’m gay for myself
That’s fair
meanwhile, I hate myself
and gays
I jerk myself off all the time
so I am less gay
as far as gaypercent goes you are at least a 27% I am a 25%
Spooky has offered to jerk off for me so he is a 54%
Kappa
27v
??
actually fair point
for the meme
you are 77% gay
I’m sorry I can’t tolerate it
You see pika
It’s a paradox
If I am at all gay
Then I will hate myself
And I will no longer love myself
Making me not gay
But since I’m not gay
I will love myself
Making me gay once again
It’s a never ending cycle
Catch 22
your gayness lies on a sinusoid of amplitude 77
I don’t know what that word means so we’ll just say I’m not gay for short
usu
We're going to time travel Rusp
that's what it means
diddle you as a child
that'll fix you
Ope
ope
If I were gay I wouldn’t be here
No hope
My dad would’ve executed me
unless
your dad is gay too
have you thought about that
go father son bond
about being homosexuals
I’m sorry pika
I don’t know how to tell you this
But my dad has to have sex with my mom for me to have been born
your mom is a woman
woman are gay
your dad is gay
Checks out
Who is straight
You trying to make a poll
No
I’m asking him what qualifies
Ah
I don’t give a shit who’s straight
Well
Okay I do
But
Not the current topic
Ope
Get owned
Samurai
I knew this day would come
Rusp is going to lynch us straighties
gay men are straight
ya hate to see it