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Sunday, March 15, 2020
pika i see you playing civ
my university people wanted to play civ
Pika, you either have to call them friends or call us friends
They are my friends
thank you
so that makes the cult your beta orbiters
I feel like we've broke new ground into the mind of Pika
i prefer trojan satellites at the L4 point
Monday, March 16, 2020
finally, an email saying if you throw the massive street party you will die
Thanks Leg
Canada closed its borders
rip spooky
whose laughing now, Trudeau
apparently it does not apply to US citizens
that is pointless then
who is going to canada who isnt american
if you're gonna be a bigot and close the borders at least do it right Kappa
Pika its so the canadians can go to america and get treatment with our functional medical system
Both medical systems are going to collapse
so that is just untrue
yeah but yours will collapse first
you guys already have thousands of cases
you are farther in the exponential curve
if by thousands you mean 1691 then yes
thats like 10x our count
sorry 1629
yeah but our population is bigger
yeah which means faster spread capability
i guess
still 10x canada cases fits the ratio of the populations
you shouldnt be trying to argue math with pika
Canada’s become far too soft
I mean if we trust the ohian twitter person you actually haev like 100k
i mean
ohio does make up the majority of america
so it wouldnt be too farfetched
just the best part of america
i dont know what ohio exactly said to get the 100k
it was like
they said they suspect 1% of ohians have it
p o t e n t i a l l y
100k
based on what
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
their statistic of tests positive?
to fear monger
Because it’s too hard to test people in rural living
the US is basically not testing anyone
so we have no idea
10 miles apart from their neighbors
i have no reason to believe what Ohio of all states has to say
maybe if it was from its superior neighbor Indiana maybe
Politicians have a great disdain for people not in the big cities
yeah because LA and New York are all that democrats care about
man, and they will be the hardest hit
you guys might only get republican presidents for a while bcause all the cityfolk die
The City of LA closed all bars and resturants
only allowing take out food orders
tim hortains shut down all in store purchases
only drive through now
OH GOD NOT TIM HORTONS
PIKA QUICK
GET THE CURE
Not just democrats really, it’s always gonna be harder to campaign or communicate with people that aren’t packed together in a tiny place
amd with farmers who dont have tvs
TVs are only useful for gaming
In other news
like imagine having to campaign for all of the 10 people in kansas
corona has made youtube worse
l m a o
They’re just making excuses
just like
make a better bot