classes just got moved to online for the rest of the semester
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, March 15, 2020
I have no idea how finals are going to work
shocker
welcome to the self isolation hub
it was until further notice before
apparently my governor just ordered all restaurants be closed
guess I need to go buy food and cook for once
Talk to old genty if you need some coaching
1) throw out all your bread
2) put everything else you have left in a crockpot
I know how to cook, just don't enjoy it
I'm not sure how people can say they "don't know how to cook"
you're either following a recipe, or cooking with common sense
there's not a lot of room for somehow fucking it up
Just put thing in metal container until it gets hot
the jewish elite caused the virus just for this
is there any actual reason for people to be hoadring toilet paper?
or is it just panicked stupidity?
It's bizarre that this is the product they flock to
there was pretty much no pasta at the store just now, but that makes sense because its filling dry food
toilet paper doesn't matter
Just shit on the street, it's basically the norm where I live
just use it at a normal pace and buy more from amazon
oh the idiots have gotten to amazon's supply too
I'm glad I don't need any
Joe Biden just guaranteed a female supreme court judge if he gets elected
oh that was his VP
first black female in supreme court
Is he going to ask a disabled trans child to approve his pick though?
and oh right, the silent debate is on
i'm watching Crowder talk over it
pika i see you playing civ
my university people wanted to play civ
Pika, you either have to call them friends or call us friends
They are my friends
thank you
so that makes the cult your beta orbiters
I feel like we've broke new ground into the mind of Pika
i prefer trojan satellites at the L4 point
Monday, March 16, 2020
finally, an email saying if you throw the massive street party you will die
Thanks Leg
Canada closed its borders
rip spooky
whose laughing now, Trudeau
apparently it does not apply to US citizens
that is pointless then
who is going to canada who isnt american
if you're gonna be a bigot and close the borders at least do it right Kappa
Pika its so the canadians can go to america and get treatment with our functional medical system
Both medical systems are going to collapse
so that is just untrue
yeah but yours will collapse first
you guys already have thousands of cases
you are farther in the exponential curve
if by thousands you mean 1691 then yes
thats like 10x our count
sorry 1629
yeah but our population is bigger
yeah which means faster spread capability
i guess
still 10x canada cases fits the ratio of the populations
you shouldnt be trying to argue math with pika
Canada’s become far too soft
I mean if we trust the ohian twitter person you actually haev like 100k
i mean
ohio does make up the majority of america
so it wouldnt be too farfetched
just the best part of america
i dont know what ohio exactly said to get the 100k
it was like
they said they suspect 1% of ohians have it
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