it's the perfect balance of out of touch elitism and stupidity
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Thursday, March 12, 2020
"For the Academic Mission"
it is so good
and they used it like 3-5 times in the 2 emails
Who do you think will die biden or bernie
From corona virus
either if they catch it
Imagine Biden dying now that he's "won" the nomination
what a shitshow
I would like bernie to die after losing
no refunds
his corpse might poll better than Bernie, ngl
I'd love to see trump's tweet following that
I wonder if the Queen will survive this
Probably to say something along the lines of "RIP Biden, the most sane democrat candidate for president"
oh lol
I missed this
bitgoin dropped like 5k
from around 10k to 5k
bitgoyim
Jerma is shitting his pants
>bitgoin
i keep getting spam emails about bitcoin
finally a change.org I can get behind
what is that metadata
blame reddit
Hello Mr. Hamdullahpur,
I am a student recently back from -insert any location with bad cases of COVID-19-, I have slight symptoms of COVID-19, but I will be attending classes as usual because there's nothing more important than ACADEMIC MISSION.
Sincerely,
-insert your name here-
good shitposting
i have slight symptoms of COVID-19 pretty often because its just seasonal allergies
are shits a symptom
because I have those
I have shits too
diarhea
I would not say it is that bad
Mine is spurred on because I ate unbelievably spicy food and now my stomach is fucked up
dude
i love spicy shits
They hurt
the best part of eating california reaper sauce
The worst part about eating spicy food is shitting it out
But you get twice the burn!
It hurts worse coming out
spicy food is how i empty my tear ducts
because im emotionally hollow
if you eat your shit you get 4x the burn
Oh my heard my dad just say that canada first lady tested positive
Poggers
poggers we made US news
Trump might have it, which is a bigger deal than a woman who has sex with people other than the prime minister of our hat
Also true that trump having it is a bigger deal
Canada might be better off without Trudeau, but the US gets Pence if Trump falls
I wonder if the RNC will just appoint Cruz if Trump dies
appoint
mcafee
There's no one lined up who can replace Trump
wait there is that one random black guy who has republican delegates
i guess he wins by default if Trump dies
Whoa based black
I cannot find any evidence for my prior statement
twitter lied to me feelsbadman
no it was fucking like
john smith
he had one delegate
well guys, Coronavirus is in my state
congrats
this is one of Trump's opponents for the nomination
this guy too but he's even older than Trump https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Weld
University of toronto is also not closing
canadia is fucked
at least UofT did not talk about the academic mission
that is my mission as a UW student
Friday, March 13, 2020
@SaltyBucket this is general chat
nice
So uh
you are one of max's friends