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Thursday, March 12, 2020
thats still twice as deadly as Coronavirus
AHAHAHHA
time for canada to become based
inb4 she doesn't have corona and just wants a reason to be "quarantined" with tyrone for a month
>leader of our country probably has the virus
>nah lads classes still going show up lol
The thread says trudeau has no symptoms
well yeah, because he probably just caught it when she came back
she caught it when visiting the UK
Every US university (even the super religious ones) are canceling in-person classes
Some are waiting for Spring Break
but I haven't seen one university doubling down, about having students return post-break
But spooky
the academic mission
I have a friend who has not had classes cancelled yet
my one prof posted on my course website that he is prepared to go online when the school says he has to
Pika's school wants all the chinese people to come back with new virus strains
come back from what
we do not do spring break here
but you do suicide week in the fall
that was a month ago
i'm amazed it took this long to get viruses in waterloo then
So yeah, 2 canadian universites closed today
and the two in my area decided closing was against the academic mission
they want to overload the already overloaded medical services quickly
they should have already been closed after CPAC
bad call
I am glad my university is taking the email we received seriously
ruspThink
I'm low key love that phrase Pika
it's the perfect balance of out of touch elitism and stupidity
"For the Academic Mission"
it is so good
and they used it like 3-5 times in the 2 emails
Who do you think will die biden or bernie
From corona virus
either if they catch it
Imagine Biden dying now that he's "won" the nomination
what a shitshow
I would like bernie to die after losing
no refunds
his corpse might poll better than Bernie, ngl
I'd love to see trump's tweet following that
I wonder if the Queen will survive this
Probably to say something along the lines of "RIP Biden, the most sane democrat candidate for president"
oh lol
I missed this
bitgoin dropped like 5k
from around 10k to 5k
bitgoyim
Jerma is shitting his pants
>bitgoin
i keep getting spam emails about bitcoin
finally a change.org I can get behind
what is that metadata
blame reddit
Hello Mr. Hamdullahpur,
I am a student recently back from -insert any location with bad cases of COVID-19-, I have slight symptoms of COVID-19, but I will be attending classes as usual because there's nothing more important than ACADEMIC MISSION.
Sincerely,
-insert your name here-
good shitposting
i have slight symptoms of COVID-19 pretty often because its just seasonal allergies
are shits a symptom
because I have those
I have shits too
diarhea
I would not say it is that bad
Mine is spurred on because I ate unbelievably spicy food and now my stomach is fucked up
dude
i love spicy shits
They hurt
the best part of eating california reaper sauce
The worst part about eating spicy food is shitting it out
But you get twice the burn!
It hurts worse coming out
spicy food is how i empty my tear ducts
because im emotionally hollow
if you eat your shit you get 4x the burn
Oh my heard my dad just say that canada first lady tested positive