no he's a greek godess
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Wednesday, March 11, 2020
hes bird man
and he's really cool
its a prequel to birdemic
he's like
a really smart kid
He’s a Greek goddess
and you can self insert as him
oh god hes trans
Why would I need to self insert as someone who is smart
because he's really smarty
and has a hot 3000 year old gf
I’m really smarty
I have one of those too
this doesn't even have anything to do with the books
this is like
only character names
eragon levels
its worse
god
eragon at least somewhat fit the plot
how do they pull an eragon
It's insane
better or worse than percy jackson movies
worse
why is holly so large?
because an actualy Artemis Fowl movie would be amazing
artemis fowl is actually a really cool guy
because he's cold hearted as fuck
it's not like kids don't like movies about cool kids
well i mean
he does kinda fuck up holly
which id ont think would be ok for a kids movie
needs to be cool female kid
so the girls can relate
fuck the boys relating to heros
it shouldn't be a kids movie
has to be girl heros
If they made Holly less cute, it'd be fine
holly is cool
she is human size though in this
she also you know
hates artemis fowl
like a lot
in the first book at least
well yeah
it's an uneasy alliance, at the best of times, utter hatred at the worst
back before Artemis became weak and got feelings
BRUH
This comes out in May
THIS IS SUPPOUSED TO BE A GUY
It's about a little boy who got named after a girl
why did they genderbend
Then he racemixes with an 80 year old midget
root
maybe hes trans
but cant afford the surgery
how does this trailer have 10k likes
disney scum
Nice
god
this actually sucks
It's so easy to make good kids movies... how do they fuck it up time and time again
I don't think
artemis fowl would make a good kids movie tbh
it needs to be PG-13
because in context he does some fucked up shit
but he's cool
It'd make a good kids movie, in the way that all popular kids books are popular despite some questionable content
EVERY good series you read as a kid, had things that would not fit in a PG movie
100%
the Hunger Games movies did some stuff right before Mockingjay
i think they were OK
I remember some spy kid book (I forget the name rn)
where in book 3 he's kidnapped, stripped naked, and then given surgery against his will
i never watched passed the second
Alex Rider series