people are speculating that is coming later tonight
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Wednesday, March 11, 2020
I didn't realize this meant the city of DC specifically
thats not a turmp thing right
isnt thgere like
a govoner of washing dc or something
mayor
or mayo-
yeah
Governors are for states
right
i assume they did it righ
yes its the Mayor who did it
mayo of dc
cringe
god this looks horrible
God, how do you fuck up Artemis fucking Fowl
this looks nothing like
it's such an easy addaptation
an actual artemis fowl movie
by not reading the book and directing by comitee
he's a normal kid in this
holy shit
he knows nothing about anything
god what the fuck
Who is artemis fowl
Is he a bird
it's a book series
yes
no he's a greek godess
hes bird man
and he's really cool
its a prequel to birdemic
he's like
a really smart kid
He’s a Greek goddess
and you can self insert as him
oh god hes trans
Why would I need to self insert as someone who is smart
because he's really smarty
and has a hot 3000 year old gf
I’m really smarty
I have one of those too
this doesn't even have anything to do with the books
this is like
only character names
eragon levels
its worse
god
eragon at least somewhat fit the plot
how do they pull an eragon
It's insane
better or worse than percy jackson movies
worse
why is holly so large?
because an actualy Artemis Fowl movie would be amazing
artemis fowl is actually a really cool guy
because he's cold hearted as fuck
it's not like kids don't like movies about cool kids
well i mean
he does kinda fuck up holly
which id ont think would be ok for a kids movie
needs to be cool female kid
so the girls can relate
fuck the boys relating to heros
it shouldn't be a kids movie
has to be girl heros
If they made Holly less cute, it'd be fine
holly is cool
she is human size though in this
she also you know
hates artemis fowl
like a lot
in the first book at least
well yeah
it's an uneasy alliance, at the best of times, utter hatred at the worst
back before Artemis became weak and got feelings