banned-users

also

we now know pikachus 2nd email

Waterloo_ students,_faculty_and_staff@gmail.com

Old

I hadn't seen it, but you're right

how does a 9 year old know to be transgender

terrible parenting

^

maybe they have smol pp

9 year olds cant even cum yet how do they know what their sexual identity and preference is

man at least try some pussy before saying youre gay

Reggie must die

they are 9 of course their dick is small

unless they are the product of johnny sins

It's a chicken or egg problem though

was their pp small, which made them transgender

or was their pp small, because they were transgender

what if their pp size was completely unrelated

like if some internet entertainer just dictated it based on their comedic abilities or on their mood

it took you that long to type that

it took you too short to type that

fuck he got me

If youre 9 its because your pp is small

dont you have porn to spam

It's your fault that thing exists, jew

its the simps that keep funding it

now go drink your fluoride

I got my water filter

I'm not sure what age I was when my dick grew though, unironically

we always meme about Umbreon hitting second puberty

but who knows, stranger things have happened

i did spam porn, it was even a meme

If you miss puberty, you're not getting a second chance

im still waiting for that age

You're supposed to overdose on medication

gent do you brush your teeth by chance

You inbred jews should be keeping company with those schizo voices in your head

you didnt answer my question

brush your teeth

I floss with strips of the talmud

Should switch to the torah, I know

but do you brush

i floss with the gamarra personally

to clarify penis size is based on will to live

which explains why max has no penis and i have the tiniest penis here

I wonder what the correlation strength is between those two factors, for real

I have to assume there's a minor one

how do you quantify will to live?

but would be interested if coroners started to measure the penises of suicide victims

how are you going to get dead people hard?

If the average size of suicidees; over the age of 21 say, had penises that were more than 2 standard deviations below average

are you proposing that they pump fluids into their dicks to make them artificailly hard?

would you have to chop off their dicks to do that?

that would be an interesting statistic that if anything would be a common cause correlation rather then a direct correlation

i assume that people today have a way to measure dead people's genetalia

I think you could just stretch it out, and measure length

that is also some dystopian shit. This man has a 3 incher, prescribe mood enhancing drugs

what field of science would that be under

measurement theory?

Imagine parents getting called into the school's office, on penis measurement day

to find out their their kid is being taken into custody

for having a 2-inch chode

>penis measurement day that is already dystopian

how do you get them hard?

the only people who should know my dick size are you people, my family, and me

on dick measurment day

same way you get any dick hard?

show them hot naked du-

talk about the socioeconomical consequences of the war on drugs

is this all just an elaborate ploy to diddle the children spooky?

.....no.....

spooky does not need such underhanded tactics

he exudes pedo power

its like an aura. if this were an rpg you'd have +15 child attraction range

its a nice class perk

>not having a fairy do it

I'm sitting on a literal tower of shotgun shells right now