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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Thursday, January 30, 2020
Maybe....maybe everything will be alright
More emails oh boy
I am up to 5 coronavirus emails from my school
nice
we only got 1
coronavirus@uwaterloo.ca
lol I did not notice that
also
we now know pikachus 2nd email
Waterloo_ students,_faculty_and_staff@gmail.com
Old
I hadn't seen it, but you're right
how does a 9 year old know to be transgender
terrible parenting
maybe they have smol pp
9 year olds cant even cum yet how do they know what their sexual identity and preference is
man at least try some pussy before saying youre gay
Reggie must die
they are 9 of course their dick is small
unless they are the product of johnny sins
It's a chicken or egg problem though
was their pp small, which made them transgender
or was their pp small, because they were transgender
what if their pp size was completely unrelated
like if some internet entertainer just dictated it based on their comedic abilities or on their mood
it took you that long to type that
it took you too short to type that
fuck he got me
Hildab
If youre 9 its because your pp is small
dont you have porn to spam
It's your fault that thing exists, jew
its the simps that keep funding it
now go drink your fluoride
I got my water filter
I'm not sure what age I was when my dick grew though, unironically
we always meme about Umbreon hitting second puberty
but who knows, stranger things have happened
i did spam porn, it was even a meme
If you miss puberty, you're not getting a second chance
im still waiting for that age
You're supposed to overdose on medication
gent do you brush your teeth by chance
You inbred jews should be keeping company with those schizo voices in your head
you didnt answer my question
do you
brush your teeth
I floss with strips of the talmud
Should switch to the torah, I know
but do you brush
i floss with the gamarra personally
to clarify penis size is based on will to live
which explains why max has no penis and i have the tiniest penis here
I wonder what the correlation strength is between those two factors, for real
I have to assume there's a minor one
how do you quantify will to live?
but would be interested if coroners started to measure the penises of suicide victims
how are you going to get dead people hard?
If the average size of suicidees; over the age of 21 say, had penises that were more than 2 standard deviations below average
are you proposing that they pump fluids into their dicks to make them artificailly hard?
would you have to chop off their dicks to do that?
that would be an interesting statistic that if anything would be a common cause correlation rather then a direct correlation
i assume that people today have a way to measure dead people's genetalia
I think you could just stretch it out, and measure length
that is also some dystopian shit. This man has a 3 incher, prescribe mood enhancing drugs
what field of science would that be under
measurement theory?
Kappa
Imagine parents getting called into the school's office, on penis measurement day
to find out their their kid is being taken into custody
for having a 2-inch chode
>penis measurement day
that is already dystopian
how do you get them hard?
the only people who should know my dick size are you people, my family, and me