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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Monday, January 27, 2020
Uh
I'm not sure we should count gay sex
I don’t know actually
all sex is gay
every gay I know lost their virginity before middle school
all is gay*
Gays take what they can get (in their ass)
Indeed
I feel like Reggie is just meme gay
though I guess I'll know in a month
inb4 reggie is a girl
One day I'll have met all the Phijkchu females
and can stack rank them for you
Youve talked to me before but thank you for recognizing my pronouns Kapp
I'm a great driver
I hit all the targets
I've also talked to Gent before
doesn't mean he couldn't be rockin' a pair of D-cups
I feel like im gonna need to show up in a padded bra and thong to come close to any expectations ive set
I'll murder you and reggie, both of whom are definitely non-ironic gay sodomites
I'm an ironic pedo
by my definition of irony
Your definition where you do it but say just kidding lol afterwards
dramatic irony
perfect
When your targets are kids, anything qualifies as dramatic irony
it only works when there's an audience gent
That's us
Well, and the feds
i do not watch Spooky do perverted things to children
no need to be redundant and say feds twice
Bro, you too?!
I hope one day one of you becomes a low-end cop or detective or something
so you have to explain how you sorta know this one pedo online
but "don't worry boss" he's a cool pedo
it's all ironic
I think gent would rather use that to gun you down in the street
Implying you wouldn't be the first target
>LAPD thinking they can go after MAPs
how cute
You say you're white, it's all fair game
Fuck maps, they are just cowards. We pedos need to take back the term
I feel like if anything, Pika's the ironic pedo
and this is all just entrapment
but US cops are really shit at their jobs
so it's taking 5 years
I am just waiting for xbrox to slip up then I will get on my horse and arrest her
or for spooky to cross the border to visit me
I feel like xBrox has got the coolest life of anyone here
just based on how I imagine her having to forage for food
coldest life for sure
yeah northern canada sucks
I imagine like one of those women in Africa
who carries baskets on their heads
but for xBrox it's just a block of ice
when she gets it home, she has to sit on it like an egg, to get it to melt
every day she's hunting some new animal
riding a seal or some shit
hasn't seen the sun since she was a kid
feeding baby seals to her pet polar bear
Feeding peanut butter to her pet dog
She's the only one who knows
that pokemon are real, and all live in the arctic
feeding fish to my pet cat
nice edit
edit
Lol funny edits
why are we remembering something that didnt happen
and
Tuesday, January 28, 2020
5 million you say
so if were doing classes for roles now, can i be a proletariat?
I cant wait for some random judge in Hawaii to block Trump closing Chinese travel
All a coincidence
no relation to the fact that he had a $2M state-of-the art biolab in Wuhan