banned-users

The worst I possibly am is shy

hopefully it is a black family so he can sleep at night

Not autistic though

loveshy

maybe

I’m probably more shy than love shy

I’ve had about 1 girlfriend altogether in the grand scheme of things

>having a gf

fucking autismo

>having a grand scheme

nice

>having

I feel like the term autism is meaningless, but I do genuinely think that my false definition I've ascribed to that word describes something I observe

>ha

I'm the only one here with a steady relationship

>

kappa

E relationship

your relationship is as brittle as my will to live

hey hey hey, if you rewind time a few years

He is right

spooky and i are the only non virgins

kappa

Porygon

is he

Oh so that’s what you did for your birthday meetup

funny joke

I mean, Max still owes me 1 blowjob

You set the joke up max

from Codenames

Max probably owes me one

P, three

Don’t ask me why

Because I don’t have a reason

Is Sunflora not a virgin

probably

autistic ∞

and Bio

i win codenames

Bio is

I'm not sure we should count gay sex

I don’t know actually

all sex is gay

every gay I know lost their virginity before middle school

all is gay*

Gays take what they can get (in their ass)

Indeed

I feel like Reggie is just meme gay

though I guess I'll know in a month

inb4 reggie is a girl

One day I'll have met all the Phijkchu females and can stack rank them for you

Youve talked to me before but thank you for recognizing my pronouns Kapp

I'm a great driver

I hit all the targets

I've also talked to Gent before

doesn't mean he couldn't be rockin' a pair of D-cups

I feel like im gonna need to show up in a padded bra and thong to come close to any expectations ive set

I'll murder you and reggie, both of whom are definitely non-ironic gay sodomites

I'm an ironic pedo

by my definition of irony

Your definition where you do it but say just kidding lol afterwards

dramatic irony

perfect

When your targets are kids, anything qualifies as dramatic irony

it only works when there's an audience gent

That's us

Well, and the feds

i do not watch Spooky do perverted things to children

gent

no need to be redundant and say feds twice

Bro, you too?!

I hope one day one of you becomes a low-end cop or detective or something

so you have to explain how you sorta know this one pedo online

but "don't worry boss" he's a cool pedo

it's all ironic

I think gent would rather use that to gun you down in the street

Implying you wouldn't be the first target

>LAPD thinking they can go after MAPs

how cute

You say you're white, it's all fair game