tell him women are naturally jealous of gays so he should fuck her brother
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Friday, January 10, 2020
T-pose on her until she begs for forgiveness
tell her that its a false dichotomy and they should just find a new place to live near campus
Invite her to watch a Robert Moran stream with you
then she'll have to take you back
just spam phijckhu discord links to everyone
oh shit that is a good idea (not what rusp said)
you should just respond in insane ways talking about deep meta
The Deep Meta in life is that no one really loves you
it's all a game to extract value from hard working individuals
we're not truly free until we free our labor
tell her to stop being a coward and sleep in the same room as her ex
Tell him to stay where he is, but hit the gym
walk around the apartment semi-clothed all semester
semi-clothed as in bottomless
semi clothed as in cut a hole for his nipples and dick
due
it was intentional
should have said my man
somewhere
oh i got it
i like it but replace all the male references with female references
Toxic
ill just replace brother with my man
you should do what leg said, but swap the gendered language randomly
so you say him then go to her next line
Kappa
throw in some xirs
Rusp, that's amazing
sure
Put in an ad for burger king chicken pretzel fries
mmm i love chicken fries
-MaxAkito
You should suggest food to cope for the next one
taco bell quesaritos
bro
these are
something
tell them to go to church
find solace in jesus, man.
yes just send that
Tell him sherrat will happily teach him his secrets
i just put that and hit send
no thinking
tell them that sex change surgery is the worst way to deal with dysphoria and them rcognizing that its a disease is a healthy first step
suggest food with a lot of estrogen
try to powergame transitioning
actor
thats fake
Tell them to read the torah so they can learn how to truly lie
can you write one rusp
somebody already thanked me
we're doing gods work
alright guys
time to write a letter
what do i say is ailing me
You were molested
and i lost both of my legs
And you're afraid that you liked it
NO
LOL
i subsist on one pepperoni slice weekly
You want to fuck the dog from animal crossing
You really want to get better at Smash
but your parents don't understand
and want you to go to college
bro this shit is fake
time to shut down the game to wait for replies
you should end your messages with "If you are a real person please put an ascii penis in your message"
Everyone saying they were born in the wrong generation be like "omg the 80's were so cool, I wish I could meet john lennon"
When I say I was born in the wrong generation:
https://twitter.com/anapsid/status/1212488572227530754?s=19
you just live in the wrong state
tf is that game