banned-users

Welp, Rusp has a score of -1 so far he's convinced someone to not kill themselves

you need to spend money to make money

and 7 years

and he's in school

I smell a pedo

Take a shower, then

tell them to propose to the girl so its less awkward

tell him to beg her to take him back

wait again assume its a girl

tell him women are naturally jealous of gays so he should fuck her brother

T-pose on her until she begs for forgiveness

tell her that its a false dichotomy and they should just find a new place to live near campus

Invite her to watch a Robert Moran stream with you

then she'll have to take you back

just spam phijckhu discord links to everyone

oh shit that is a good idea (not what rusp said)

you should just respond in insane ways talking about deep meta

The Deep Meta in life is that no one really loves you

it's all a game to extract value from hard working individuals

we're not truly free until we free our labor

tell her to stop being a coward and sleep in the same room as her ex

Tell him to stay where he is, but hit the gym

walk around the apartment semi-clothed all semester

semi-clothed as in bottomless

semi clothed as in cut a hole for his nipples and dick

due

it was intentional

should have said my man

somewhere

oh i got it

i like it but replace all the male references with female references

Toxic

ill just replace brother with my man

oh

you should do what leg said, but swap the gendered language randomly

so you say him then go to her next line

throw in some xirs

Rusp, that's amazing

sure

Put in an ad for burger king chicken pretzel fries

mmm i love chicken fries

-MaxAkito

You should suggest food to cope for the next one

taco bell quesaritos

bro

these are

something

tell them to go to church

find solace in jesus, man.

yes just send that

Tell him sherrat will happily teach him his secrets

i just put that and hit send

no thinking

tell them that sex change surgery is the worst way to deal with dysphoria and them rcognizing that its a disease is a healthy first step

suggest food with a lot of estrogen

try to powergame transitioning

actor

thats fake

Tell them to read the torah so they can learn how to truly lie

can you write one rusp

somebody already thanked me

we're doing gods work

alright guys

time to write a letter

what do i say is ailing me

You were molested

and i lost both of my legs

And you're afraid that you liked it

NO

LOL

i subsist on one pepperoni slice weekly

You want to fuck the dog from animal crossing

You really want to get better at Smash

but your parents don't understand

and want you to go to college