His greatest crime, it just dawned on me
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Saturday, December 28, 2019
holy shit it's
3 am
He caused the nazis to lose world war 2!
The blizzard at stalingrad
africa
He allowed communism to spread
is empty
It's always Africa
How is this an insult to him
"Oh sorry, I mistook you for much larger and dangerous animal"
that's definatly a lorax
Santa has tattoos
He's a sinner
you just noticed?
GO DEEPER
he tatooed the naughty and nice kids
Is that the only big thing I'll see if I start unwrapping you?
revolver
sled is best part
i just realized
santa is represented as russian
tsar nicholas
it's morrowind
Pray to vivec so he doesn't drop a meteor on your head
Ah yes, a neutral party
let's be a dick to them
I don't feel so good
I don't feel so good
Fuck
He has quite the pronounced nose
you know
not that many kids
would have lost teeth in one day
Who the fuck believes in the sandman
no one
if you believe in good dreams, you believe in the sandman
RIP Max's memories
were we supposed to believe in an easter bunny
is how that works
also most kids don't believe in easter Bunny anymore
well i suppose that answers that
most kids probably don't belive in any of them
When does kratos kill them all
tooth fairy is first to go usually
Adults never got their story straight on the EAster Bunny
then santa
is it a bunny, is it a man, do they hide the plastic eggs, do they actually do anything
i thought it was just a holiday with a bunny associated with it
not like a titular Easter Bunny
The chinese don't share our tradtions
E P I C
think about how many kids there are max, and think of how many kids have teeth
You know they're supposed to be leaving behind coins
pretty sure it qualifies
yes gent
I see
that was teh joke just now
yes they remembered
all the houses
they went to
Weird plot
its not a plot lol, it was a 1 second side joke
"I uncollect the teeth, but then they recollect the teeth, but I won't just uncollect them again"
who didnt pay attention during the memory plot?
CHRISTMAS
CANCELED
Sand Man is slacking
dog plot
RAPE
good part coming up
I guess everyone dreams of horses
horse
rape
bet you didnt expect that
Time for a new holiday
festivus time
The best of us
george costanza being the mascot of course
Good job standing up to bitch
His power is causing petty arguments