IT'S A DARK SOULS MONSTER
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Saturday, December 28, 2019
tfw you send your letter to satan not santa
XD XD XD
yeah
guys please just watch the movie
why
i am
Those teleporting dogs were a pain
can we not make dun of the demon dog
with evil point legs
Is this the boogieman?
yes
fair enough, but you cant look away for a second because things happen fast
Negative emotions!?!?
How dare you!
its a nightmare
night
How heartless!
MARE
ha ha
are those
mega loraxes?
Is he an aussie
yetis
yetis
yes gent
he's an aussie
So it's confirmed, he's killed more people than stalin, mao, and the rothschilds
jack frost has commited several war crimes
His greatest crime, it just dawned on me
holy shit it's
3 am
He caused the nazis to lose world war 2!
The blizzard at stalingrad
africa
He allowed communism to spread
is empty
It's always Africa
How is this an insult to him
"Oh sorry, I mistook you for much larger and dangerous animal"
that's definatly a lorax
Santa has tattoos
He's a sinner
you just noticed?
GO DEEPER
he tatooed the naughty and nice kids
Is that the only big thing I'll see if I start unwrapping you?
revolver
sled is best part
i just realized
santa is represented as russian
tsar nicholas
it's morrowind
Pray to vivec so he doesn't drop a meteor on your head
Ah yes, a neutral party
let's be a dick to them
I don't feel so good
I don't feel so good
Fuck
He has quite the pronounced nose
you know
not that many kids
would have lost teeth in one day
Who the fuck believes in the sandman
no one
if you believe in good dreams, you believe in the sandman
RIP Max's memories
were we supposed to believe in an easter bunny
is how that works
also most kids don't believe in easter Bunny anymore
well i suppose that answers that
most kids probably don't belive in any of them
When does kratos kill them all
tooth fairy is first to go usually
Adults never got their story straight on the EAster Bunny
then santa
is it a bunny, is it a man, do they hide the plastic eggs, do they actually do anything
i thought it was just a holiday with a bunny associated with it
not like a titular Easter Bunny
The chinese don't share our tradtions