IM BEING ASS-NAPPED!
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Friday, December 27, 2019
not that song
vinny song
vinny
karna
shrek uses this song so its got a good OST https://youtu.be/H1yYDuSf3C4
not OST just soundtrack
now he needs to seduce someone and trick himself into true love
Why do they do this plot point again
to get the dragon
also to reveal she escaped on her own like a strong independent ogre lady
In the spirit of being locked in a tower to maintain your virginity
what's the longest ya'll have been grounded for in your life
never
grounded in the 21st century
like an hour
my parents never gave me anything to take away so it was just TV bans
been grounded from doing anything fun for the rest of the day, i think thats it
CHAD OGRES AHOY
MAKE OGRES GREAT AGAIN
oh this part
THIS
SPARTA
pfff
WE ARE MARRIED
best pickup line
"my donkey fell into your waffle hole"
goddamn
shrek is not smart in random situations
these girls like to be on top
those cupcakes
They also decide to make shrek weaker than fiona
(((I wonder why)))
because shrek has become domesticated
hes literally threatening to kill them
oh shit
this is that meme
they fucking memed
they referenced the wizard of oz
by the way, im pretty sure there are girl ogres there
nah, fiona is the hive queen
Do we see the female ogres?
im pretty sure we do
here he comes!
the best part
it's chonk
I can't believe Endgame copied Shrek 4
Shrek 4 copied "Its a Wonderful Life" so its a chain
does shrek understand that true love is reciprocated and that is sexual assault
It's Leg
i wish
and that lesson was learned in Shrek 2
pretty sure its rob and his fan base
and forgotten
chequebook
theres a girl
see?
lol
good call xBrox
backup hive queen
I guess there's less semen inside Fiona than initially thought
pfff, scott
this is basically a sex scene
scott will make himself tiny and jump up rumple's butt
please censor it
Remember in the first movie when shrek beat an entire tournament of knights
yes
I too, like punching women
easily
remember when he lost all of his edge and need for any strength because he;s a prince?
He didn't get any smaller
He always beat people with wrestling moves, not strength
he needs to show her his dick and then she'll be all over him
to be fair shrek pretty much always fought empty handed