so wait, he made his home when he was a baby? or his parents made that for him?
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Friday, December 27, 2019
ok guys, if you could
all the mud dried up too, somehow
anyway, if you could
would you like to be an ogre for a day
not enough information
is Shrek a Mary Sue?
If only Pika were here, and could explain the Physics of the witches to us
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Why does rumple stiltskin get to completely change reality due to a contract with one person
because shrek's life influenced an entire kingdom
Shrek is the most important person in existence so deleting him breaks everything
A few of those witches seemed fuckable from a glance
it literally explains at the start of the movie that rumple couldn't make a contract with the king and queen because shrek saved the princess
so without shrek, that happens
this gets explained pretty soon I think
i hate this movie because it de-explains alot, like what happened to prince charming?
irrelevant he was probably killed
oh, he was probably killed by dragon
i retract my question
Well fire, it's the fact that he can also just decide to make himself god emperor of the dystopian world
There are certain VAs that shouldn't do random one-off background lines
How's that for a metaphysical paradox!
I hate that I like every song in Shrek
Shrek uses some pretty good songs
The Proclaimers PogChamp
LOL i never noticed
IM BEING ASS-NAPPED!
not that song
vinny song
vinny
karna
shrek uses this song so its got a good OST https://youtu.be/H1yYDuSf3C4
not OST just soundtrack
now he needs to seduce someone and trick himself into true love
Why do they do this plot point again
to get the dragon
also to reveal she escaped on her own like a strong independent ogre lady
In the spirit of being locked in a tower to maintain your virginity
what's the longest ya'll have been grounded for in your life
never
grounded in the 21st century
like an hour
my parents never gave me anything to take away so it was just TV bans
been grounded from doing anything fun for the rest of the day, i think thats it
CHAD OGRES AHOY
MAKE OGRES GREAT AGAIN
oh this part
THIS
SPARTA
pfff
WE ARE MARRIED
best pickup line
"my donkey fell into your waffle hole"
goddamn
shrek is not smart in random situations
these girls like to be on top
those cupcakes
They also decide to make shrek weaker than fiona
(((I wonder why)))
because shrek has become domesticated
hes literally threatening to kill them
oh shit
this is that meme
they fucking memed
they referenced the wizard of oz
by the way, im pretty sure there are girl ogres there
nah, fiona is the hive queen
Do we see the female ogres?
im pretty sure we do
here he comes!
the best part
it's chonk
I can't believe Endgame copied Shrek 4