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someone threw up

You can stay the night at my house max

no thanks

do you have pizza mtn dew, doritos and cod

Specifically when I have people over

Actually yeah

Max has spent more nights sleeping in a ditch on the side of the road, than in the same room as other human beings

why the fuck is true

i hate it

Idk, she’s slept with her teacher a few times

funny

I believe she was going to get him to say Phijkchu

oh right

max never got to enjoy those fabled underwear parties or whatever the perverted rumors are

i said id do that

But she wouldn’t suck it out of him

like a year ago

i bet he would

i still have that teacher

Tell him that you’ll give him the keys to your castle if he says one simple word

no

Wow you’re no fun

I feel like Max should wait until college for that

might as well get good grades where it matters

What prof isn’t gay nowadays though

Gay or another race

Really no winning

Or rather, no lessening the blow

Literally

Colloquially

has anyone did that thing that happens in anime

I too have slept with other men

and infiltrated the sleepover of the other gender

I’m not on a list

So no

that sounds like it would mostly suck

Yeah

Literallyx2

good one ruspert

>being friends with girls

How can you be friends with a hole

Unless you have a sister, becoming a sexual predator at an early age isn't an option for us

cousins

church groups

are the other two big ones

You have experience in that

I’m sorry

no

That was rude

>considering family as friends

i do not associate myself with the church nor have close cousins

so all of those options suck

Literally cont.

there was once a time I really thought I was going to sleep with my 2nd cousin

Lol

like, was more than 50% sure it was going to happen

Yeah, she was in the crib and everything

oh or uh

step family

^

She gave him the fuck me eyes, then shit her diper

that's a good one

She was clearly crying for cock

Fucking whore

that one almost happened to me

perhaps leaving for one more day-

Not by choice I imagine

what

Max, you've got a leg up on the rest of us here

older step teen + late night + truth or dare when i was very young

could of gotten bad quickly

and almost did

Max almost god raped

Hot

How to avoid rape step 1: don't be female

they died of drugs recently

Step 2

dont drop the bar of soap

Step 2: do not be a cute male