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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Monday, December 16, 2019
They finally launched their YouTube competitor
who here has
been to a slumber partyt
and sleped there
I have
or just stayed the night at a friends house
i have
To both
what's the biggest slumber party you've been to
none of us are girls though max
man
headcount wise
i really just didnt have a childhood huh
In first grade I went to one that had like 20 people
That was something
We watched that pichu movie
most of my experience is just staying over at someone elses for the night because too lazy to drive back or etc
only time i would of had a chance at one
someone threw up
You can stay the night at my house max
no thanks
do you have pizza mtn dew, doritos and cod
Specifically when I have people over
Actually yeah
Max has spent more nights sleeping in a ditch on the side of the road, than in the same room as other human beings
why the fuck is true
i hate it
Idk, she’s slept with her teacher a few times
funny
I believe she was going to get him to say Phijkchu
oh right
max never got to enjoy those fabled underwear parties or whatever the perverted rumors are
i said id do that
But she wouldn’t suck it out of him
like a year ago
i bet he would
i still have that teacher
Tell him that you’ll give him the keys to your castle if he says one simple word
Wow you’re no fun
I feel like Max should wait until college for that
might as well get good grades where it matters
What prof isn’t gay nowadays though
Gay or another race
Really no winning
Or rather, no lessening the blow
Literally
Colloquially
has anyone did that thing that happens in anime
I too have slept with other men
and infiltrated the sleepover of the other gender
I’m not on a list
So no
that sounds like it would mostly suck
Yeah
Literallyx2
good one ruspert
Thanks buddy
>being friends with girls
How can you be friends with a hole
Unless you have a sister, becoming a sexual predator at an early age isn't an option for us
cousins
church groups
are the other two big ones
You have experience in that
I’m sorry
That was rude
>considering family as friends
i do not associate myself with the church nor have close cousins
so all of those options suck
Literally cont.
there was once a time I really thought I was going to sleep with my 2nd cousin
like, was more than 50% sure it was going to happen
Yeah, she was in the crib and everything
oh or uh
step family