why isnt she punching
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Thursday, August 15, 2019
she's much better at punching
because she regens with that sword
no TTT feelsbadman
i would ttt
Why is my dick so fucking big? Guys have dreams of getting big dicks, but this is a huge problem for me. My dick is 30lbs and it literally drags on the floor. I have to roll it up and make sure it doesn't get a boner, otherwise I'd have no choice but to straighten my leg and lift it and just fucking stand there like the north Korean prison torture position until it's gone. Not only that, but I even get dizzy due to all the blood loss coming from my erection. I can't think straight without blood in my brain, and I even had a seizure because of this and I almost snapped my dick. After each erection I'd have to switch my dick to the other leg so that one leg doesn't get too worn out to the point I collapse. When I sleep, I can't wear a blanket or any underwear or pants. I'd have to be completely naked and my window doesn't even have curtains so I just hoped that somebody doesn't notice when they walk by my street. One time somebody did, the SWAT team came in my house because the 911 caller said that I was watching loli porn. The SWAT team literally told me to get down on the ground, but I couldn't until I took a bullet to the fucking knee. One time I masturbated before, and literally ALL of the semen came out of my fucking balls because of my dick length. I even saw my balls slowly get smaller myself and it was fucking PAINFUL because eventually they were already empty and my dick was still trying to squeeze it all out. It felt like my balls were being squeezed by a fucking hydraulic press. I passed out and I had to go to the ER because of this bullshit. I don't want this shit to happen for any longer, what the fuck should I do!?
I get it, your cam girl is more important
huh
oh are we suppoused to open gmod
okay
ok ok
let me open it
4 people
let's go
wait did you add stuff porygon
do i need to update
good
FEMALE
DAMNIT
I saw at least 1 map pulled a download on my launch, I guess it updated
umbreon i closed it at that point
just give up
female byleth can be a peg knight Kapap
gamer girls have betrayed my heart once again
or a preg knight Kappa
hl2.exe is not respond feelsbadman
there we go
yeah... don't tab out on loading
let me wash up then ill be on
im gona grab a slice of cold pizza
afk
back
see how i put all that effort into pushing max to the edge of the world
and zingly just shit on my bricks
i can but i don't wanna
menu's broken
my gmod crashed
i think
immediately
Kappa
pplease
i cant make it off of the middle
onj this map
also does porygon know the uh
traitor menu is broke
I'm trying to fix
let's just stay in the middle of the map then Kappa
you cant hope to defeat me when i have music in the background fire
i have
anime
oosts in the background
+osu
plus im recording
which gives me stat buffs
I'm literally invincible
i always record/stream ttt
no audio
I had to reset the audio output for discord
weird
anyways my grandfather is asleep so I cannot talk
was confused to see you all up and playing
nice
jesus fuck
you fuckers talk a lot
now I can join
choppy ass motherfucker
Porygon how much shit did you add
since last time
what the fuck
als toy barn and bernedetta
ayelmao
it sometimes comes through
