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Why is my dick so fucking big? Guys have dreams of getting big dicks, but this is a huge problem for me. My dick is 30lbs and it literally drags on the floor. I have to roll it up and make sure it doesn't get a boner, otherwise I'd have no choice but to straighten my leg and lift it and just fucking stand there like the north Korean prison torture position until it's gone. Not only that, but I even get dizzy due to all the blood loss coming from my erection. I can't think straight without blood in my brain, and I even had a seizure because of this and I almost snapped my dick. After each erection I'd have to switch my dick to the other leg so that one leg doesn't get too worn out to the point I collapse. When I sleep, I can't wear a blanket or any underwear or pants. I'd have to be completely naked and my window doesn't even have curtains so I just hoped that somebody doesn't notice when they walk by my street. One time somebody did, the SWAT team came in my house because the 911 caller said that I was watching loli porn. The SWAT team literally told me to get down on the ground, but I couldn't until I took a bullet to the fucking knee. One time I masturbated before, and literally ALL of the semen came out of my fucking balls because of my dick length. I even saw my balls slowly get smaller myself and it was fucking PAINFUL because eventually they were already empty and my dick was still trying to squeeze it all out. It felt like my balls were being squeezed by a fucking hydraulic press. I passed out and I had to go to the ER because of this bullshit. I don't want this shit to happen for any longer, what the fuck should I do!?

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