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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
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Monday, July 1, 2019
hes gona wana meet up
perhaps taking a road trip
R O A D T R I P
actually
that sounds like fun for you
ill tell him for you
Why do you do these things
R O A D T R I P
Is this a roadtrip that ends with everyone driving off a cliff?
i was thinking into the gran canyon
Niagra falls
It’s a road trip where you all get busted for harboring child pornography
*for harbouring a literal child
umbreon
can you drive
if not
id have to drive
unless spooky joins
idk Max, hours in a car with Bopit
i cant drive for long periods of time
I hate driving for long periods of time
perfect
I'm really good at driving for long periods of time
I can't drive at night though
oh my god
What
okay
its a puzzle
we just need to work out the perfect lengths of time
We have to take shifts
yes
so spooky drives from 5am to 5pm
That'd be the entire roadtrip
i drive an hour, umbreon drives an hour
then its nap time
would it be spooky
We could get to Pika in 12 hours
And then we murder him
god i had a funny idea
have someone pretend to be max and join you all
then like 7 hours in
them reveal theyre just some random person
No Max, just have them ask "are you a cop" at hour 10
oh god
get the same person to do it
thats max now
no one else exists
300lb Max can sumo wrestle 350lb Pika
dont think hes that big
"Max" i mean
there
better
what would you guess
270?
i saw him on the street the other day
or road i guess
im not good with weight
but he's not one of those overwhelming fats it looks like
just very large
I'm so interested too see what Pika looks like
his body type I mean
I can't picture him
He is amorphous
loli
umbreon
would you actually go see bopit
or meetup with him
I don’t trust any one of you
wow
what
youre an adult
Wait, since when
You’re all acquaintances
We are not friends
Someone pull out the friendship web
listen
There is no friendship in internet
once you loose youre virginity
