Is that really the best detective work you can do?
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, June 30, 2019
probably not
I am catching up on internet stuff, was at the zoo, then passed out on the couch. going out to do fireworks in an hour
Well she's not screaming bloody murder, so I assume suicide
or drug overdose
She was found in the woods, not clear if it was an OD or if she jumped
Police report is vague
Monday, July 1, 2019
Oh boy
I've been given some canadian smarties
i bet they're absolute shit
yeah
american smarties are better
Rip canucks
the canadian ones are
shitty m&ms
as compared to the delicous candy produced here in america
i also now have a canadian flag, and a "i ❤ canada notebook"
If you like Canada so much why don’t you move there
i dont
well
i mean i probably will
What
ive said it before
i might probably end up living in canada
I see
You can become neighbors with pika
yeah....
youdbe pretty close
does bopit know yet
you did say it here right
im not going crazy
im pretty sure you did
Naaaahhhhh
dont tell bopit
hes gona wana meet up
perhaps taking a road trip
R O A D T R I P
actually
that sounds like fun for you
ill tell him for you
Why do you do these things
R O A D T R I P
https://i.imgur.com/N79yIV7.png
Is this a roadtrip that ends with everyone driving off a cliff?
i was thinking into the gran canyon
Niagra falls
It’s a road trip where you all get busted for harboring child pornography
*for harbouring a literal child
umbreon
can you drive
if not
id have to drive
unless spooky joins
idk Max, hours in a car with Bopit
i cant drive for long periods of time
I hate driving for long periods of time
perfect
I'm really good at driving for long periods of time
I can't drive at night though
oh my god
What
okay
its a puzzle
we just need to work out the perfect lengths of time
We have to take shifts
yes
so spooky drives from 5am to 5pm
That'd be the entire roadtrip
i drive an hour, umbreon drives an hour
then its nap time
would it be spooky
We could get to Pika in 12 hours
And then we murder him
god i had a funny idea
have someone pretend to be max and join you all
then like 7 hours in