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weapon

things

you mean brass knuckles?

these

movie 2 should be called Sonic and Knuckles and Knuckles and Knuckles...

i unironcially

want the movie to do good enough

so we can get more

i want to see deformed other sonic characters

I want tails to show up just so we can see if he has one or two assholes based on how they handle him having 2 tails

Maybe they start making other spinoffs to popular shit if this and detective pikachu does well

We could get a minecraft movie where steve as a blockman is in the real world

isn't there a Mario movie in the works?

I think

a mario movie would actually be worse

DK movie

they will in no way top the last one

wouldbe the worst

unless they went mario TV show route

DK movie is just a reskined king kong movie

if they did two retarded plumbers it could work

but if its just like

a mario movie

dr.mario movie, it is a hospital drama

house

yeah it is just house

with dr.mario

dr. mario was based on house

they should make a cinematic universe crossing over Mario Brothers and Dragonball Evolution

see

i feel like a lot of video game series wont work that well as movies still

as humor is important for kids movies which most of these would have to be

sonic can have humor well, so can pokemon

You'd have to rework them Hollywood isn't smart enough to do that

yeah

Do omega sonic furfags/super sonic fans even exist anymore

i feel like theyre memed- or used to be memed a bit

but i dont think ive ever actually seen more than like

I think the same thing about a lot of the old Disney furries

The people who grew up jerking it to Lola Rabbit or Minnie mouse

I can't imagine how that still keeps them going, decades after it was last relevant

So do you think there will even be a big, reasonably sized profit from the movie, from "big sonic fans"

nope

there are no big sonic fans left

I think Sonic is the right kind of meme right now

Just like how the emojii movie made a boatload of money

which is why its intentionally made terribly

I think this movie is perfect to appeal to the same demographic

I mean, I could easily be wrong and it could bomb

oh

But everyone seems to care so much about this movie, just look at the response to the trailer

i just realized this trailer makes that reddit plot leak legit

some redditor leaked the entire plot of the movie or something

and it said at the end the doc ends up changed on sonics world

Does... does Sonic die in the end

and the end of the trailer seems to confirm that

no

he goes home though

holy shit

the sonic movie is just et

I want to see Sonic finger the children

Unlike ET

Sonic has those big meaty paws of his

We'll get a wide shot of him pulling off his gloves

sweat dripping from his palms

as he presses his chubby lil' finger against the head of a 30 year old man child

Don't forget the feet porn when he takes off his shoes

the credits is going to be a shot of his feet on a coffee table angled from below

Yes pls

The movie will probably be medicore at best

And so some of your might be wondering "well so what if they commit more crimes, they probably have much worse socio-economic conditions"

But funny enough, studies have shown that whenever looking across a given population race universally had the highest correlation with criminal behavior, even more so that economic status, age, or mental health

Even if you were to then question the legitimacy of the arrest rates, assuming you still believed in that systemic racism concept, you would find that victimization reports sent in that asked for details of their perpetrators exactly matched the demographics of criminal behavior within that area

Aint that a doozy?

Good to see that nothing has improved since I left

the goodbye message is dancing crabs now