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Tuesday, April 30, 2019
well
was the last one a reboot
how do those work
its technically 3
Im suprised no one has mentioned it looks like theres a black female side protagonist for diversity appaK
>not having a deformed amy ross as a side character love interest
should have made Knuckles a black guy in a suit instead
Lmfao yes
give him those knuckle weapon things
knuckle
weapon
things
you mean brass knuckles?
these
movie 2 should be called Sonic and Knuckles and Knuckles and Knuckles...
i unironcially
want the movie to do good enough
so we can get more
i want to see deformed other sonic characters
I want tails to show up
just so we can see if he has one or two assholes based on how they handle him having 2 tails
Maybe they start making other spinoffs to popular shit if this and detective pikachu does well
We could get a minecraft movie where steve as a blockman is in the real world
Kappa
isn't there a Mario movie in the works?
I think
a mario movie would actually be worse
DK movie
they will in no way top the last one
wouldbe the worst
unless they went mario TV show route
DK movie is just a reskined king kong movie
if they did two retarded plumbers it could work
but if its just like
a mario movie
dr.mario movie, it is a hospital drama
house
yeah it is just house
with dr.mario
dr. mario was based on house
they should make a cinematic universe crossing over Mario Brothers and Dragonball Evolution
see
i feel like a lot of video game series wont work that well as movies still
as humor is important for kids movies which most of these would have to be
sonic can have humor well, so can pokemon
You'd have to rework them
Hollywood isn't smart enough to do that
yeah
Do omega sonic furfags/super sonic fans even exist anymore
i feel like theyre memed- or used to be memed a bit
but i dont think ive ever actually seen more than like
one
I think the same thing about a lot of the old Disney furries
The people who grew up jerking it to Lola Rabbit or Minnie mouse
I can't imagine how that still keeps them going, decades after it was last relevant
So do you think there will even be a big, reasonably sized profit from the movie, from "big sonic fans"
nope
there are no big sonic fans left
I think Sonic is the right kind of meme right now
Just like how the emojii movie made a boatload of money
which is why its intentionally made terribly
I think this movie is perfect to appeal to the same demographic
I mean, I could easily be wrong and it could bomb
But everyone seems to care so much about this movie, just look at the response to the trailer
i just realized this trailer makes that reddit plot leak legit
some redditor leaked the entire plot of the movie or something
and it said at the end the doc ends up changed on sonics world
Does... does Sonic die in the end
and the end of the trailer seems to confirm that
he goes home though
holy shit
the sonic movie is just et
I want to see Sonic finger the children
Unlike ET
Sonic has those big meaty paws of his
We'll get a wide shot of him pulling off his gloves
sweat dripping from his palms
as he presses his chubby lil' finger against the head of a 30 year old man child
Don't forget the feet porn when he takes off his shoes
