Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean your "shitter" beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML
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Saturday, March 30, 2019
RPing as girls online Max
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Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
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Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML
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Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
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Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
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Today, I heard a commercial for a great apartment complex. Includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, and transportation services if you cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad my perfect place is a senior center. FML
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Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
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Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML
what
how does that even make sense
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Only one of these has been funny
Why do you persist
top post on reddit
not all time
this week
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bot is good
Rusp, why are you making such liberal use of the anime bot
top all time
because thebot is based around the sengoku era lord oda nobguanguanua
idk if it was sengoku era
thats the only erai know
it was
and edo
What the fuck are you talking about
Meiji, modern
You took part in this
and some others that sound really Japaneesy
Nobu, the bots name, stands for oda nobnaguna who was a lord in sengoku era japan, which was the waring states era
Untll he died
Who gives a shit
and in fate, nobu is a hot girl
and thats the bot
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I like hot girls!!!
Nobu is a guy isn't it
nobunaga was the man who united japan then turned evil and was killed by the man he told to kill him if he ever turned evil
We don't know for sure Gent
It was a long time ago
The 1,000,000+ accounts that he was male, can't necessarily be trusted
He could have been pulling a Mulan all along
didn't he have children with his wife?
He
Didn't matter
His house died out
And his sandal bearer usurped power
i like how i didnt google to learn any of this
and mangas taught me all i know
a combination between truths and fiction, then cross referencing what makes sense/what stays the same
i watched nobunaga shinobi, the complete history of japan video, and read wikipedia
$google does anime make you retarded
wait
there probably is some sstuff that i think about japan, that isnt true
$search does anime make you retarded
fuck
its $google
I was right before then
its muted in this channel because you abused it rusp
Was not
The one
what
bring it back
Who did that
leg ruined all the fun