Video games are bad
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Saturday, February 2, 2019
No u
I still can’t believe this is real
And that someone had the idea before me
Teaching people to teach children how to play fortnite
its just preying on idiot millenial parents
Well yes
But
I could have made this business
I could have been the one on top of the pyramid
China took it one step further
sounds like a perfect way to screw yourself over if you don't make it big
You can replace engineers with robots, but esports players have secure futures. Literally a better choice change my mind
Their two fallback degrees are "Hospitality" and "Tourism"
Kappa
So you can become a hotel bellhop if you wash out
gamers'
do they have automatic pizza cutters
like in pizzaplaces
do they place the pizza under a machine
and it cuts the pizza instanty
I can speak with authority on this one
yes
There's a mexican woman with a dull knife
i was mostly asking you-
Cuts the pizza, but not the box
ok but
when the pizza comes out
slide the tray under the slicer
it slices
then placein box
perfect symetrical pizza
You ideally want to slice it after it's in the box
So if you could make a slicer
That stopped before cutting cardboard
nomore sibldings fighting over who has the biggest piece
also takes less labor
We could also just replace our Mexican with a white guy
Alternatively max, you just make a giant circular multiblade tool that is dull like the knife
Might make more even pieces
and push down from on top
You just make a short blade spooky
Gamers won’t make it in hospitality
you could use a super fast anime sword fighter
As soon as a minority comes in their out of the job
Also, who fights over the biggest piece
It's the one with the best distribution of toppings you want
>not cutting your pizza with your katana
Also a lot of gamers have crippling social disabilities
One thing gamers could never do is serve hot dogs
another question i have
And we all know, most pizza has a shitty allotment of toppings (per slice)
is it just me or does symetrical toping distribution look bad
HEBREW national, KOSHER hot dogs
How
like if the toppings are placed symetrical
like the perfectpepporioni arangement in a circle
How would that look bad
insteadof random
They only symmetrical topping is pepperoni, everything else doesn't work
Pepperoni is the only topping pizza places can get right
no imean
placed on it
I’m going to put symmetrical pineapple on my pizza
Like, trying to place similar looking onions in a similar pattern around the pizza
kys
looks bad
i.e. a ring ofpepporonis
theplacement of the toppings being symetrical
I actually like pineapple on pizza
looks bad
Pepperoni should always be on top is the thing
And rusp, actually fuck off
Topping distribution should follow a normal distribution from center to edge
Max, you'd hate our pizza